Saturday, November 05, 2011

Gotta love those Canadians!



HOWDY TROOPS!

Ok, Ladies and Germs, two weeks ago I had in my post what i called "Nectar of the Gods."  I figured I just had to do a column on this favored whiskey......

Nectar of the Gods

Yes my fellow scum, its that good!  Very smooth ... goes down great. Our fellow leader Ghettomeister, whom I call "Ghetts" on occasion, has heard me mention this whiskey on many occasions, "usually followed by a large pizza with extra cheese, sauce, shrooms, and garlic.

There are even recipes that use this as an ingredient. Here is a link to the Crown Royal website.

Okay, hardyharhar, buwahahahahah, LOL, and all that other funny stuff. Ya, I saw the comments you filthy scum left about my drinking binge last week. You try filling the great chefs shoes, never seeing home, always living outta a suitcase, hardly ever getting a home cooked meal. All this traveling and dealing with the price of fame can get to you! So alright, the great chef put on his dancing shoes, and lived it up for once.....GIMMIE A BREAK!

OK, ya, I paid for it... the next morning, I mean, I was sick as a dog....

I mean, literally!

Now, when I find the guy that took this pic below of me in my drunken stuper, grrrrrrrrrrr.....

Hey Ghetts ... are these the chunks you were asking about?

Well, as I have already mentioned, The great chef is known throughout the world, my fame has no bounds! So, that being said, the good side to this story is I had a few friends clean me up...

Yes scum, that would be the Swedish bikini team!

Well, I have to go, can't keep my lady friends here waiting. Again, women love a man that can cook! Even if you throw up half your meal all over the place. Anywho, I want to thank those glorious Canadians for making such a fine whiskey, and I will return next week with another thrilling adventure!

And just as the Chef always says, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy!




3 comments:

  1. When you said it was good with pizza, I had NO idea you actually meant streetpizza (or is that a dutchism?)

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  2. I think so, Gforce, but its a great euphemism!

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  3. w00h00 a canadian product other than maple syrup! thanks for reminding me :p
    does a decent mix with cocacola as well, beware of the sugar induced headache tho HA! (^_^)/

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