I once knew a bawdy gnome, Neville,
who oft left the tavern disheveled.
After each visit he paid
to the scullery maid,
whose skirt ended right at eye level.
- sbbenhcs, the "so nice you heard it twice" poet
For some of you, that's an old one. for others, it's new to you. As for me, I just spent a week in Los Angeles, and that's enough to fry anybody's noggin for a few days. Fresh debauchery next week ... promise.
Seeing you haven't posted it yet on Scumbase, it is delightfully new to the most of us ;-)
ReplyDeleteI guess you didn't found instant fame while in LA?
lol, no instant fame. not even drip fame. could even find a skinny, no foam fame latte. but it's all for the best... hollywood just isn't ready for another perverted gnome. i mean, danny devito's got to make a living too, right? =p
ReplyDeleteitz onlah a rumah dat ah trah ta pass as ah gnome but dat skullery maid sounds lahk she haz da same uniform az Ciciz!
ReplyDeleteAre there things in Traditional Gnomish Poetry that DON'T remind you of Ciz?
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