Monday, November 07, 2011


THIS JUST IN: Evidently, there has been some foul play going on at the tavern.  One of our poor, poor innocent Goblins, "Alyxyn", was put into a drunken stuper, dressed up, painted, put into a large potato sack, duct taped, knocked unconscious, and tied to Revliss' bed. Police are still on the lookout for the perps involved, but so far, no leads, or witnesses have come forth.  Pictures were unfortunately taken of the gobby in his drunken state, put online, and went viral before we could stop them.....



Any information that could help in this incident, please call:
The Goblin Crisis Hotline at (666) 666-6666

Please remember.... the Gobby you could save, may be your own!

5 comments:

  1. o.. m.. g..

    see wot ah meant? da SurgeonGobbo haz determined dat doze drinks ahr VERRAH hazzardus tah yer health.. un now also tah yer brain!

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  2. What has been seen cannot be unseen !

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  3. MY EYES !! MY EEYYYYYEEESSS !!!!!!

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  4. Hi, this is evil child protection services, we got a complaint

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  5. LOL

    This must be the greatest photoshop of all time!!!

    So glad i was wise enough to stay out of all of it this time.

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