When I left the guildhall last, poor Alyxyn didn't stand a chance. Ciciz was mixing fuzzy fez drinks and Duncan Greyhawk was encouraging the gobbo to chug them down. I think I last saw him hanging upside down from his barstool, his foot having become entangled when he fell over backwards.
There was talk of applying make-up and this outfit was mentioned.
How'd it all turn out, Alyxyn?
There was talk of applying make-up and this outfit was mentioned.
How'd it all turn out, Alyxyn?
I don't think it turned out to good for Aly. Lats i saw, he was babbling about being a princess and was tuied up in a large potato sack, and duct taped. We are developing,.. ahem, er , uh, i mean, i heard sombody was developing some film of the incident. more to come.....
ReplyDeleteWahl ya see ah got a beer frum Duncan un.. well.. its all a bit blurrah aftah dat. Ah had a fabulously weird dream dat ah wuz jumped bah da Circus of Da Weird. Aftah being waylayd by the bearded dwarfladah who ah hadda beat tah death wit a mummified elephant 'part', I den got trapped by a barclown. A lotta rasslin occurred un den ah got tahred un fell 'sleep.
ReplyDeleteWhen ah woke up.. ah found it were all true! Dere was evidents dat Duncin had been dragged 'way un Ciciz wuz hanging out lookin a bit smug un dere wuz da mummified elephant part.
After chewin mah way outta some wayward duckytape, ah got changed un returned da mummified elephant part tah Ciciz az ah figgered she needz allah hep she kin get in dealin with Nargipoo.
Ah dun lerned a lesson though.. Be VERY WARY of drinks madah DragonVomit un DwarvenSpit. Da SurgeonGobbo haz declared dem hazzardous to yer health un commonsense.
I learned that the only man who could drink the unknown and come out smiling was Montgomery Scott.
ReplyDeleteroflmao... I have to report that someone raided my duct tape collection for this evil crime. Specific colors that were found to be missing : hot pink, orange, bright blue and purple....
ReplyDeleteDo goblins even have commonsense?
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