Scumbase

Wit da new poshuns dat de alchemists haf bin producin, ah thinks lots of scum haf bin spendin tahm in da dark o' dunjons. Dis shows up as da single biggest growth spurt since Nargi got his tailend disconnected from a firehose, we grew 135 levels az a group. Dat's effen more den during da OktoberFez!

Da big leader in dis push haz been dat Miztrezz o' da naht, Zboss, who advanced 9 lebels in one week! Behind her (und she'd bedder wotch her tail cuz we all certainly are) wuz Nargipoo at 8 levels un GBoss wit 6. Talk about hard chargin', but even dey wuz barely ahead ah no less dan 4 different scum dat advanced 5 ranks as dey trahed tah ketch ZBoss's tentacly vest.

Ahm VERRAH VERRAH happah to repoht dat da click in was fantastik fer ahr dunjon delving days. un we kicked ahr way through to dunjon 31 where da main boss is a blatant cheater, depriving us uf ahr rightful booty by a mere 100K hp. That SWINE! Still, wit ahr growth we'll be kickin his jimmies inta next year when we go aftah him next.

All of dese things haf dun a good job of establishin us az da numbah 1 guild in da werld! So much dat da Zombierodents seem to be returnin tah da peace uf dere graves. Happily Endless iz steppin ferth to play wit us on da fields o' fightin. Dey makes great targets fer ahr new catypult! But jezt 'member, jezt cuz we gots de catypult, we rillah shouldn't HAFTA use it iffen we keeps ahr clickin whar it shud be.. at 100%. So, keep active un maybah we won't hafta shove His Roundness inta the caty.. erm.. his BattleChair, quite as much.

Fer ahr stampbooks, wez gots almost a quarter ah uz scum in da 95% club. Fer ya dat kan't count, datz ALMOST 25%. We ztill gotz a pair o' malingerers down below 50% though. Come on und hunt down dem low level pipples un stomp on dere faces fer dere gears!

As to de Arena, the top rankings are getting ta be a ratrace wit each of de contenders biting at each other so often and so hard as tah make it necessary for de arean tah hire an auctioneer to bellow out the rankings. If ya wanna see sum o de fun, just go ta de Hall o Fame each ten min or so un look... constant change and flux as dey fight it out like rabid orcz aftah elvin unmentionables. Woopydoo, Magnumpower un Pizzar continue to climb slowly towards da top 30 az well.

Fer a personal best.. ah figgered ah'd throw in a personal milestohn.. ah dun kilt da Gboss in da Arena! Yah shudda heared de crowd! dey went wild with massive cheers of "BOOOOOOOOO!" and proceeded to provide me wit enuff ripe fruit un veggietables dat ah wuz able tah feed muh home village fer da next coupla years... once we cleaned up da arena witch took much longer den ten minoots.