Gnome warriors swing axe and sword and have lot of guts.
Our mages use their brains, not brawn, to kick so many butts.
The gnomish scouts fire arrows true,
but above all this, I must warn you,
every gnome just really wants to punch you in the nuts.
- sbbenchs, the "below the belt" bard
lol
ReplyDeleteThis one is nice.
It's not as.. hummm... explicit as some others, but the punchline is gold!
Punch line!!?? Kami, you crack me up!!!! :D
ReplyDeleteI'm always being told my wordplays are too hard to get, but see ?
ReplyDeleteSmart people get them ! lol
"a gnome's mind may not always be in the gutter, but it does usually center around the crotch." - not-so-ancient gnomish proverb
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteDo you take requests Schnebbs? I could think of a couple that could use some serious nutpunching ;-)
only if you call it a "gnutpunch"...
ReplyDeletehey Some of us gnomes are not for punching in the nuts! there are better uses for them - like roasted with a bit of wine and chestnuts..
ReplyDeleteremind me NOT to piss you off... it's like "fava beans and a nice chianti" all over again!
ReplyDeleteMany have made that mistake Schnebbs, and not many of them are still around to tell about it (points towards the scars).
ReplyDeleteis that why you sing in such a surprised falsetto?
ReplyDeleteActually managed to keep here away from the family jewels. That is what all the scars are from, defensive wounds.
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