Week ending Dec 31, 2011

With the Green Menace only slowly improving as he is working and caring for himself and his sick wife, the corporate drone returns with the next of the Bilgewater Bulletins. He carefully tacks up the pristine piece of paper filled with carefully engineered black letters inscribed in a careful hand. After leaving the necessary notice behind, he turns and departs with a wave:

"Diz week we dun took anudder dungeon because the luck of the Season reached down un blessed us despite a less den perfect checkin! However, we also started losing to the Enders.. erm.. Endless. Ah knows itz de holiday season un all but please.. check in check in check in. Ah aktually mizzed oneah da checkins mahseff *turns a deep red from the tip of his ears down to the tip of his toes* However, iffen we's gunna keep in da runnning fer Numbah 1, wez gotta keep in our checkins.

"All prezent un mourn de passing of the Master Chef Duncan *hoists a dwarfen ale so thick you have to cut it with an axe*

"gained an average of 1 and 2/3 lebels which means that overall, until we can shanghai someone to replace da chef, we haz lost 149 lebels oberall. We'z got sum pipples dat'r trahin hard tah zoom up da lebels, like Kamisama, Wordplay un Venkman each wit four lebels gained. Close behind dem wuz Parrish un MaxPower wit 3 each. Honorable mention haz ta go tah FlyingJoe un His Roundness both dat gained 2 lebels at de high endah da chart tah reach 289 un 298!

"In dah arena, as usual, de top ranking keep shufflin round, but we keep sneaking sum scum up higher. 13 scum improved dere rankins diz week, some, like Turducken and Ciciz (who both have broken the 200 rank mark) raised dramatically (22 and 10 ranks respectively!). Others with similar gains were Morhdd, Venkman and Mhorg. Keep your spirits and weapons up and keep cheering on our top rankers as they struggle to keep our flag at the top of the rankings!

"All Hail de Scum un unto de Scum a Grate Gnu Year!"