FreshScumFlash: Badness

So once upon a time there was a guild, let’s call them the “Cut Off Fleshy Mouth Things”* , that were a player short. And they were having trouble with a batch of dungeon monsters. Seeing their waitinglist dried up, they looked around to see if there was anyone that could join them for a mini dungeonparty, seeing the “Neverendings”* seem to have no trouble beating them at all, and they aren’t that much stronger then the “Cut Off Fleshy Mouth Things”*. And they found it in “He Who  must not be Named”* (yes, he was bad, really really bad). The first attempts failed badly, there where scum MIA, there was lots of bad luck and a cheating of the dungeon. And after 3 attempts they gave up and “He Who  must not be Named”* went back home.

But a certain “Tub of Lard” wanted to try again and  asked “He Who  must not be Named”* if he could come out and play once more. And the “Cut Off Fleshy Mouth Things”* got cheated again, by a server glitch and two rounds of very unlucky RNG’s.

“He Who  must not be Named”* saw the lamenting of the men and the crying of the women and recognized they were helpless without his help. And in all his “Goodness”* decided to stay.

The End?

* the names have been altered to protect the innocent

Yeah, I really suck at stories I know… So I try pictures instead? Remember this one?

Welcome to Badness. A level 294 dragonriding hammer wielding Warrior (this time for real Darstard!). he is currently ranked 16^th and reached 95,88% in his scrapbook? And did I mention yet he is a Warrior? We can really use his help. Most of you might remember him from our latest dungeonparty at My lil Pwnies. Just be warned, he is a fervent collector of coats, preferably yours.

Welcome Badness, hope you have fun here.