Hoptimus Prime
Up/Up/Down/Down/L/R/L/R BA Select |
10 (41%)
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Nut Sack Ale
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1 (4%)
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Donkey Punch
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3 (12%)
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Hop Whore
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3 (12%)
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Polygamy Porter
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2 (8%)
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Moose Drool Ale
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11 (45%)
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Old Leghumper Porter
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4 (16%)
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Votes so far: 24
Best beer names, evah! Though since the writing of this I have heard Tactical Nuclear Penguin* and Holy Grail Ale... both of which I would have added if I knew. Moose Drool just hedged out contra code for the best name, though I have a suspicion it was more for its taste then the name. Anything to do with the male genitals was not terribly popular with scum** and, alas Kami, neither was Hop Whore. I guess she is all yours! Well, you may have to share with the polygamists as well I suppose.
*Ghetto disputes that Tactical Nuclear Penguin, is indeed, actually beer.
** I should have found a beer named after boobies.
Well there was the Nude Beer in the 80's...
ReplyDeleteAnd the Hop Whore's all mine ?? Awesome!
I picked Hop Whore too, but I'll all done with it so you can have it.
ReplyDeleteEwww... sloppy seconds.
Deletetry thirds... when i met her, she was the "hop nun"!
DeleteI couldn't resist the Konami code.
ReplyDeleteLOL, I had to vote for the Konami code too. But i would have definately voted for the holy grail beer if it had been a choice.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes i dispute the tactical nuclear pinguin to be actual beer. It is called the strongest beer in the world with 32% alcohol. But they cheat... They start by actually brewing a stout (so far so good, although i'm no great fan of stouts) but then they freeze it and only keep the part containing the alcohol and then repeat this process 2 more times. It is a great gimmick, highly innovative and funny, but I wouldn't call it beer anymore.
And how can you not have put in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy in your latest poll???
ReplyDeletedid you ever read the last one, "and another thing..." ? just not the same without adams behind the wheel. =/
DeleteI consider H2G2 Sci-fi ... not Fantasy. That's how I could not put it in. Wait for a different edition.
ReplyDeleteyou're just splitting hairs now ;-)
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