Scumbase

Amongst the riotous welcoming parties being held in the guildhall, there is one small thing missing, though everyone overlooks it in their celebrations. The clash of steins, the pounding on the bar, the calls for Ciciz's sweet refills, all cover something missing. About the dozenth time Nargipoofufu has to be helped back onto a barstool and Dolgan has to be rolled under a table, it occurs to Iola that her boots are still polished and shiny despite being in the guild hall and AAylia notices that none of her blades have gone mysteriously missing.

An errant odoriferous blast from the AllPunishing as he sits onto his throne ruffles a tiny note that has been pinned into the forearm of the throne bearing only a short legend "no data fairy, ah thinks Revliss haz it taped down sumwhar". This small note having drawn your attention, your eyes rise next to the bulletin board where a short note on a race track betting slip dangles:

"Diz week we dun kilt de dunjon 36! Go Scum, Roll on!. Newb Scum ahr Gregor Clegane un Ustarach az dun bin called out ahn celebrated. In da wake oh inishul celebrashun of Ustarach, diz reportah wuz dun knocked loopah by ah table un iz still collectin up hiz birdies dat be circlin hiz head ahl de tahm. Alzo in dere summars da data fairy dat dun leaves me notes on yall seems tah be gone. Scattered reports say it is possible dat Quilp may have rolled awry un squished da data fairy intah a sparklah paste reminescent o dead Twilight vampies."

short post on week ending Feb 5, 2012