Saturday, February 25, 2012

Zombie apocalypse!

So. we all know it is coming. But we are prepared. WE are the Scum. We are mighty and powerful and monstrous. But yet, they still will come. Zombies. The bane of everyone, everywhere. But here at the American CDC, they are prepared. Their tips and tricks prepare a person for when the apocalypse happens.  And Florida even has it written into their emergency preparedness papers, on what the state will do to protect its people.

But never fear, AAylia is here, and with the tips I offer you, you too will be protected, at least from the brainless creatures (other than Nargoth, we all know his brain was eaten by Ciciz and her enchanting ways long ago).

Your emergency kit should have:

  • Water (1 gallon per person per day)
  • Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
  • Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
  • Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)
  • Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
  • Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)
  • Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)
  • First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

http://www.astro.ufl.edu/~jybarra/zombieplan.pdf


3 comments:

  1. I do feel much safer now!
    Informative and useful, no doubt!

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  2. Pfff no gun and ammo ? At least a machete ! This is a democrate EK ;)

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  3. Ciz must still be very very very hungry then...

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