What's the big deal with people posting their columns when they're supposed to? So you met your deadline... yippee skippy freakin' diddly doo for you.
I guess you got tired of the gnome showing you up every week, eh? Amateurs...
anyway, a continuation on the current theme:
Rapunzel's a girl I'll always adore
(she's hot and she's lonely; who could want more?)
I didn't show up with escape plans to hatch
only to see if the drapes and carpet match ...
and to my delight, I found hardwood floor.
- sbbenhcs, the "risky business" bard
He said wood.
ReplyDeleteBut, enough about this Rapunzel! Never could stand a girl who has the excuse of washing her hair every day. And I did like The Beastie Boys remark about her:
"Rapunzel Rapunzel, let down your hair! So I can climb up on it and into your underwear!"
*snickers*
*grins*
ReplyDeleteLiking the hardwood floor reference, will have to remember that one. :)
hmm I dunno.. the hardwood reference could imply Rapunzel.. was a SheMale
ReplyDeletewouldn't THAT be a surprise for little Usty?
Oh, your mind works in kinky ways, Alyx.
DeleteAwww Alyxyn... stop ruining a perfectly fine fairy tale... =S
Delete*facepalm* do i even attempt to explain the difference between carpeted and hardwood floors to the gobbo? i mean, when's the last time he even saw a full set of ladyparts?
DeleteThey come in sets now? o_0
Deleteyes, sets. and if you are lucky like Alyxyn -- you get bonus chicken parts! like McDonalds!
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