Monday, October 24, 2011

FreshScumFlash: r34lg33k

Scum! We got him! The Eagle has landed… wait… no… Eagle Talon is still at Pwnies… We got him! We found Alien again… ehm… no… still MIA sadly. Oh right, that was it. Scum! I present to you the return of l337!

r34lg33k is back and ready to fill your chatbox with nonsense again. Yes, you might remember him from the old Izzone days, or a bit more recently from My Lil Pwnies. He's finally joined the land of scum to be reunited with some of his old pals. I heard he is very good at making new friends, but that could just be the scare factor. I mean seriously, look at his stats.

He's level 272 (kicking his buddy magnumpower from the frontpage) and a dragonriding, axewielding warrior. Since his return to the game, he worked hard, and it shows. He is currently ranked 9th in the HoF and managed to get his scrapbook up to 97.88%, instantly joining the 95% club on arrival. Now THAT is an example to follow,  Scum!

You might think he is a nice guy, after all he just helped Colormax do about a gazillion dungeons, but don’t be fooled. His list of “faithfull departed” is so long that he can’t even actually list them  And ladies, watch yourself around him ok? That lipstick on his cheek looks deadly and higly contagious…
Welcome r34lg33k, hope you have fun while you are here.

You also might have noticed we kicked out KingErumm. He has been MIA for seven days without any warning. That is too long. Scum remember, if you go away for a day or more, let Tofurkey know. He keeps track of your whereabouts and can also set you up with a babysitter. Don’t go MIA on us. We currently have eight pipples on the waitinglist that want to become scum too. So be active, have fun and let us kick some bunny butt till they give up and run away crying.

10 comments:

  1. The boss is cranky, and I want to get some easy points!

    Nice catch Boss!! 33k is a nice addition to our guildchat and battles!

    Looking forward to fighting behind you 33! Watch out for my mace in your back.. :)

    hehe..

    WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF SCUMMYNSS!

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  2. w00t! glad to be back, got some extra great karma for the last few weeks :) ready to go indecent once again, shamelessly managed to hit the 6th rank after the summerlong break.. lots happened, moved from japan to canada, cleared apartment, moved back to japan & got married, yet another move later, living the life with my lovely wife =) life is good, expectin a baby girl for Xmas.

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  3. NEWSFLASH: r34lg33k = Kamisama...

    Apart from the moving back to japan and marriage and a baby that is... Although... wasn't that what he planned next?

    Gratz Kami! ehr... g33k... ehr... [/confused]

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  4. LoL Kami=hair, Sama=king.. the next picture might explain a lot.

    http://danyboivin.com/

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  5. on pic, the tranny lover nintendo shirt-wearing yes :) splendid trannies tho, i have to point out :p pic from ~4years ago, even less hair (kami)

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  6. Welcome, g33k. Now maybe my mailbox won't fill up as much ;) Oh, gratz on all the personal accomplishments too.

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  7. You drunk g33k lol

    Kamisama = God
    Although it is true that Kami can also mean "hair" (or "paper" for that matter), the addition of the suffixe "-sama" makes it obvious that it can't really be Lord Hair or Lord Paper.

    If you say that kamisama is Lord Hair to a Japanese, that person will think you're making a very bad pun and hit you in the head for it.

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  8. It is OK, Lord Hair. We will still show you the same respect we always did!

    ;-)

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  9. Quilp (>_<) been harassing you for quite some time, dont remember winning any tho :/ well done you beast!

    to keep up with the theme.. `Dani` in japanese is a bedbug/dog tick. so i can't complain.

    true! Kami is `divine` as in DivineWind ( Kami Kaze ) Lord Hair has a nice ring to it. Lord Paper aint bad either, but if you're balding its pure awesomeness.

    Hit you in the head .:. damn true, never got smacked so damn much on the mainland, viva Okinawa where people are so damn shy, they'll go to the extent of bringing back the grocery cart in the rack, where someone else is patiently waiting to re-pick it up for use. blows my mind every time! not like there's lotion or a sanitizing effect by putting it back in the rack.. ah `japoniaiseries` (tm 2011)

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