Scumbase

Alyxyn comes into the pressroom walking kinda oddly, with a side to side gait. Muttering darkly about Ghettoforce's pointy little bony feet, he brings in the news that's fit to spit.

"Dis last week haz had sum ups and downs. Dere haf been sum terrific struggles wit Endless und de endlessly mundane animated Bunnies. Exp has been earned and many Fezs of brew haf been downed. Howevah, allah us officerz haf been watchin a bit closer and haf noticed sum issues. Primarily, many pipples haf been missin dere checkins. Dis is bad enuff, however several of those people have actually been logged in at the time. BAD SCUM! We needcher checkin rate to be sky high to win und retain de coveted premiere ranking for our guild! Get out dere! Click in and do yer jobs as scum.

Not clickin in haz consequenzes fold. Jezt dis weekend one scum got da toe of GBrain's boot und wuz walked offa da plank. However, eben as rabid undead bunnies ate his corpse, he dun got replaced. We kin all welcome da r34lg33k as da latest scum addition to our ranks... und he is already showing his quality by climbing up da ranks in de arena.

Fer the rest of us, we are doing alright und focusing on our indeeviduul improvements. Wordplay grew 4 levels, Akhdar and Nargoth both grew 3 apiece. Congrats to Nargipoo fer finally rising above his average nature and excelling. I kin only attribut his 'rise' to the tender mercies of Ciciz, his prized barwench, who has been keeping an eye on him.

Az tah personal bests, as of de totalling of who is wot, 5 of de top rankings in the arena are scum. 1, 2, 5, 7, 9 all hold with dere scummy natures. Dis iz wot ahv meant as to de scrum at de top. Wit da G33kst3r joining in too, we kin look forward to that exalted area becoming progressively more scummy. One example of dat is Pizzar scoring to 48 with an improvement of 20. Another is Redwood18 rising 21 ranks to hold number 60.. with a bullet.

As fer scrapbooking, we gotz 19 members in de 95% club but we still got some slackerz down below 50% Con on you two! git da lead out. One ah yaz only haz 4% tah go to avoid harassment.. Letz git'r dun!