You can call a jack a jack, or call a spade a spade,
but a whore should be called a lady, let no mistake be made.
For everyone's lot in life is sorely tough,
so show some kindness and sure enough,
you'll find out how much a small kindness is repaid.
but a whore should be called a lady, let no mistake be made.
For everyone's lot in life is sorely tough,
so show some kindness and sure enough,
you'll find out how much a small kindness is repaid.
- sbbenhcs, your humble minstrel
I won't tell you if this is a life lesson, or just a good tip to get better *cough* service ... you'll have to figure that out for yourselves. But someone's got to keep you lot on your toes, eh? Less preachy, more saucy next week.
If the whore be a man ...
ReplyDeletePerhaps a sir would stir more respect?
I like it. Maybe not as juicy as some others, but still makes perfect sense.
ReplyDeleteWe'll be eagerly waiting for our next naughty poetry dose !
Haha, Schnebbs is a "Lady".
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