Scumbase

Somewhere admist the chocolate wrappers, colored eggs and cellophane basket stuffing (that my cats cannot seem to resist eating or grabbing in their mouth and running off down the hall trailing a cloud of pink and green strands) is my best intention to get a Flipping Pages done today since I missed last week.

I thought I'd treat you with some stuff I found on various pages around the interwebz today.  And yes, there is Grade 3 humour in here because we all love a bad, bad joke.

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Why did the magician have to cancel his show?

He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it. 

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Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?

Hareobics.

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What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing ya.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rabbit?

An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots!

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Retards .. we all know one.

How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one if it hops right to it

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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

Deviled eggs!

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What did the rabbits do after their wedding?

They went on their bunnymoon!

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Where do rabbits work?

At IHOP restaurants!

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Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny?

He got arrested for Battery.

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Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?

He’s the Easter Bungee!

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What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read?

Ones with Hoppy Endings.

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