Tuesday, April 10, 2012

traditional gnomish poetry tuesday

Snow White has this sister; Rose Red,
who likes to get kinky in bed.
She said, "I wouldn't mind
if you went 'round behind,
and came in the back door instead."


- sbbenhcs, the "Yes, I went there" Troubadour

6 comments:

  1. Oh.. tell me you didn't go ther... ehr wait. you already anticipated that response. =)

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  2. So... how did SHE get in through the backdoor?

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    1. ... ? the mechanics of anal sex is not something i really think needs discussion here. what makes you that she... wait, never mind. i don't want to know how that convoluted mind of yours works. (mine's convoluted enough as it is.)

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    2. uck... i missed the second " at the end... i thought it was behind the 'round behind" part... or WAS it and have you secretly ninja edited it...

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    3. glasses, gboss. you need them. (and apparently there's some race restriction that says gnomes can't be ninjas... unless you're a dungeon boss or something stupid like that.)

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