Babblings from da Bilge

Please notice de diffunce in de title.  Dere's not a bulletin zo ah dun changed it a bit chust fer dist post.

Fer dose few dat maht not knows.. ah dun lives in de USA un today iz de Independence Day celebrated with much alcohol, voluminous consumption un large quantities of 'splody stuffs.

Mah own fahrwerks happened a little early dis holidah.

Werking on a 'puter I wuz crossin from mah dining room tah mah libin room un mah toe caught on wot hadda be a Nargipoo trap, a four cell Maglite flashlaht.  Frum dere, it becum a very Keystone Kop moment, smashing intah a chair, den slamming muh poor lil noggin onto the corner of a wall, taking out a doggy gate un den seein one heckuva fireworks display.

I was wakin up when mah wahf dun cum in tah see wot de hell ah dun did dis tahm.

She found me sprawled and coming back to consciousness, a smear of blood down our white wall, slowly pooling blood under my head, my hand coated in blood and me sayin.. 'huh? wot?'

Now ah dun gotta admit dat ah have seldumb bin de most graceful o gobbos un ah have had well ovah 200 stitches scattered thru mah lahf so mah wahf dun knows when its tahm ta see a Quack un dat we did.

Ahm bak home now lookin evah so much lahk mah picture in de game since diz tahm dey dun put my scalp togethah with 5 staples.  wheeee.


Back to the scumminess.

Alyxyn, da Green Menace (to himself)