Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Fresh ScumFlash: Al Capone and 3-CPO


Do we have news for you today.  Two of the most scummy beings in the history of ever… Firstly we have Al Capone. A well-known crime syndicate mobster that was huge in smuggling and bootlegging liquor (Oak will seriously love you…) in the early twenties. He managed to make ordinary people love him for it. But as often happen with scum, he forgot to do his taxes and got thrown behind bars.

Secondly we got 3-CPO.  A smoothtalking, backstabbing scumbucket who is great at getting himself in trouble and then run for the hills. Ofcourse his biggest accomplishment was betraying the man who made him what he is today. Now tell me that isn’t scummy… Oh... I just received a message telling me that was C-3PO, not 3-CPO… 

Right, mistaken identity… next thing you know it isn’t Al either… it isn’t? DEVDAMNIT!!! Do we actually have two new players? We do? Good… Ok, let’s try again --_--



Welcome to Capone, a level 249, dragon riding scout with a scrapbook of 79% (you can do better than that Capone, just bribe someone…). Let’s hope he stops hiding and starts livening up the chat soon. Although he probably is planning something with mistress AAylia… To put it in his own words: “Heaven won't take me.. And Hell's afraid i'll take over!!!” BFF?


Also welcome to our latest victim, CipiO. A level 248, raptor riding scout with a 93% scrapbook. The good thing so far, apart from the fact he looks like Alyxyn’s ugly twin, is that he seems to enjoy to run around the guildhall naked… ehr… sorry that is Alyxyn again. The good thing… the good thing... is that he actually knows how the guildchat works and actually uses said functionality. We like chatty scum. To put it in his own words. “Don't drink water! Fish fuck in it!” and “BEER is LIFE, the rest just details!”.  Words of Wisdom…

5 comments:

  1. Lots of people coming to join us! Welcome Welcome! Its certainly good to see more minions to help me take over the throne. I mean, kneel before it. I would NEVER betray daBOSS!

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  2. HEY! Ah duz NOT run 'round de guild hall naked. Effer since givin poor Nargipoofufu an inferIoritee complex un scarin da heebiejeebies outta sum eff maids. Ah keeps on mah lederhosen nice un securelah.

    Welcome tah ya'll un.. don't believe effertin ya hears bouts me.. onlah bouts 60% is close tah raht.

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