Tuesday, February 28, 2012

There are seven dwarves in the story "Snow White,"
because she slept with a different one every night.
Yet, none of the seven
could put her in heaven...
because she needed a gnome to hit it just right.



- sbbenhcs, just singin' "hi, ho!"

6 comments:

  1. OMG that is just plain well OMG!!! roflmao!!!!

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  2. NSFW!!!

    But it did give me a heaping plateful of roflcakes!!! :)

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    1. can the written word be nsfw? hmm... i'll take that as a compliment, then!

      ( o )( o ) <- BOOBIES! NSFW!

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  3. liking this version of the classic. Oh, and YAY for making Darstard regret he checks scumbase during workhours ;-)

    *goes to bed with a grin on his face*

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  4. I want more fairytales as told by the mighty gnome. PLEASE!

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