Scum,
Totally out of my own free will and not at all because I'm being tortured and hanging over the bottomless pits, the time has come to hand over the leash.
The Scumlord is dead, long live the Scumlord... Kraggori the Infiltrator, who snuffed out Ghettoforce the Terrible, who overthrew FlyingJoe the Disagreeable, who usurped Vertex the Inconvenient, who backstabbed Gob Bushsniper the Despicable. Long live the current guy...
All hail the Scumlord!
Grtz.
Ghetto
(!pleh dneS)
Sunday, July 14, 2019
Saturday, June 01, 2019
Blatherings from the Bilge
As early morning light filters down through ancient, gnarled trees, it falls upon the detritus strewn confines of a small goblin village. Dozens of small green skinned folk move about, slowly combing through rubbish and debris they have lugged from far settlements, through the winding pathways amongst the trees to their homes. Emptying worn and mostly ruined wheelbarrows, they leave the remains to be scavenged and filtered into various stewpots, fry grills and heated pans clattering upon tiny smoky fires.
Amongst the moldy tents, ramshackle huts and hovels stands out a single larger structure. Constructed of the bones of a fallen and gnawed upon hydra, decorated in bits of polished metal bits and bobs, glistening in discarded buttons and doorknobs, rests the tent of the village shaman. From within the confines of the bony ediface arises a holy cacophony of blessed tones of gobbochildren torturing bone flutes to the tune of "Jesus Christ, Superstar" while the chanting of His Gross Immenseness of the Divine Lugubriousness, Shaman FukItAll, hits new heights within clouds of his pungent incense.
Mighty chants of incoherent and unrelated phrases and sayings echo throughout the village as FukItAll works determinedly to perform his holy duties. Dancing drunkenly about a rough hewn altar and making mad passes of his arthritic hands over a still form, his words hit pitches previously only heard in the scratching of nails against blackboard until with a loud thump of his cane, the ancient goblin stops dead still.
All noise stops.
All movement stops.
Except for a single drop of spittle slowly making its way from FukItAll's lip to the ground.
The quiet seems to echo from the hut, through the village, into the woods and to the very walls of the cities of man.
And then ... the spittle hits the ground and FukItAll whips his cane up to smack the green pate of the patient upon his altar. Twice more FukItAll strikes the patient prone upon his altar until he stirs and rises to look at FukItAll questioningly.
Swinging his feet off of the alter, the patient slowly and exhaustedly rises to don his garb while looking to FukItAll quietly. Biting his lip to keep from saying anything, the patient waits, knowing that to say anything might break the concentration of FukItAll and thereby bring the malevolent attentions of the Great God Golf upon his village.
FukItAll smirks at this sad, lonely patient that he has been chanting over for years now. Carefully the shaman stands as tall and as straight as he can until two loud pops can be heard as vertebra settle into new places.
Watching the nervousness of his patient, FukItAll draws a deep breath and begins his summation.
"Alyxyn, you have been very diligent in the attentions to the potions and tinctures that the Great God Golf has dictated that you must imbibe. You have suffered great exhaustions and found your ways through massive turmoil and depths of fears and depressions. For all of that, I have cast my latest round of divinations over you. I have sought through your wretched form for the signs of the demons that have beset and infested you, whose grotesquenesses have tortured and wracked your body."
"Alyxyn, oh He of the MegaMouth, Torturer of the GBoss, Tiny Terror, the Miniscule Menace, Chewer of Boots, Sharer of Loots, the Great Gobbo Gobsmacker. I can, at this time, proclaim that I can no longer detect a presence of any of the foul beasts within you.
"Keep in mind that this does not mean that they do not linger, but I can no longer detect them. This is mighty news indeed. You do still need to attend to your potions and tinctures regularly and submit for continued divinations, however I can state that Death no longer is whispering in your ear daily"
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Yes if you managed to make it through that and understood it right.. On Friday I received news from my oncologist that my Stage 4 Bladder Cancer is now in Complete Remission by Immunotherapy. All of the detected nodes of cancer within my body, from lymph nodes to liver, are no longer able to be detected by CT scan.
That said, the cancer is NOT considered cured and I will need to receive immunotherapy treatments every three weeks for the rest of my life, but.. as the story says ... Death appears to no longer be whispering in my ear daily.
I was able to break this news to my family Saturday during my parents' 60th anniversary party and a celebration of life grew to include a wave of tears through parents, siblings, aunts and uncles, nieces and nephews.
It was an overwhelming outpouring of emotion far beyond anything I had expected and a delight to help sooth the torment of the last three years of knowing that Death had me targetted each day.
Amongst the moldy tents, ramshackle huts and hovels stands out a single larger structure. Constructed of the bones of a fallen and gnawed upon hydra, decorated in bits of polished metal bits and bobs, glistening in discarded buttons and doorknobs, rests the tent of the village shaman. From within the confines of the bony ediface arises a holy cacophony of blessed tones of gobbochildren torturing bone flutes to the tune of "Jesus Christ, Superstar" while the chanting of His Gross Immenseness of the Divine Lugubriousness, Shaman FukItAll, hits new heights within clouds of his pungent incense.
Mighty chants of incoherent and unrelated phrases and sayings echo throughout the village as FukItAll works determinedly to perform his holy duties. Dancing drunkenly about a rough hewn altar and making mad passes of his arthritic hands over a still form, his words hit pitches previously only heard in the scratching of nails against blackboard until with a loud thump of his cane, the ancient goblin stops dead still.
All noise stops.
All movement stops.
Except for a single drop of spittle slowly making its way from FukItAll's lip to the ground.
The quiet seems to echo from the hut, through the village, into the woods and to the very walls of the cities of man.
And then ... the spittle hits the ground and FukItAll whips his cane up to smack the green pate of the patient upon his altar. Twice more FukItAll strikes the patient prone upon his altar until he stirs and rises to look at FukItAll questioningly.
Swinging his feet off of the alter, the patient slowly and exhaustedly rises to don his garb while looking to FukItAll quietly. Biting his lip to keep from saying anything, the patient waits, knowing that to say anything might break the concentration of FukItAll and thereby bring the malevolent attentions of the Great God Golf upon his village.
FukItAll smirks at this sad, lonely patient that he has been chanting over for years now. Carefully the shaman stands as tall and as straight as he can until two loud pops can be heard as vertebra settle into new places.
Watching the nervousness of his patient, FukItAll draws a deep breath and begins his summation.
"Alyxyn, you have been very diligent in the attentions to the potions and tinctures that the Great God Golf has dictated that you must imbibe. You have suffered great exhaustions and found your ways through massive turmoil and depths of fears and depressions. For all of that, I have cast my latest round of divinations over you. I have sought through your wretched form for the signs of the demons that have beset and infested you, whose grotesquenesses have tortured and wracked your body."
"Alyxyn, oh He of the MegaMouth, Torturer of the GBoss, Tiny Terror, the Miniscule Menace, Chewer of Boots, Sharer of Loots, the Great Gobbo Gobsmacker. I can, at this time, proclaim that I can no longer detect a presence of any of the foul beasts within you.
"Keep in mind that this does not mean that they do not linger, but I can no longer detect them. This is mighty news indeed. You do still need to attend to your potions and tinctures regularly and submit for continued divinations, however I can state that Death no longer is whispering in your ear daily"
------------------------------
Yes if you managed to make it through that and understood it right.. On Friday I received news from my oncologist that my Stage 4 Bladder Cancer is now in Complete Remission by Immunotherapy. All of the detected nodes of cancer within my body, from lymph nodes to liver, are no longer able to be detected by CT scan.
That said, the cancer is NOT considered cured and I will need to receive immunotherapy treatments every three weeks for the rest of my life, but.. as the story says ... Death appears to no longer be whispering in my ear daily.
I was able to break this news to my family Saturday during my parents' 60th anniversary party and a celebration of life grew to include a wave of tears through parents, siblings, aunts and uncles, nieces and nephews.
It was an overwhelming outpouring of emotion far beyond anything I had expected and a delight to help sooth the torment of the last three years of knowing that Death had me targetted each day.
Friday, December 14, 2018
Blatherings from the Bilge
So where the Heck has Alyxyn been?
As the seasons turned into the dark, cold, snowy times of the years of Our Torment Two Thousand and Eighteen, so did Guildmembers notice strange occurrances. The guildhall grew quiet and calm. The GuildMaster's throne suddenly ceased erupting in traps, in odors, in flames. Boots stopped disappearring, stopped being found gnawed upon, stopped being drooled over. Fewer tongues were being nailed to the base boards of the guild hall. Guild events occurred with just a bit less vim and vigor. Fewer war howls bellowed forth in the eternal struggle for still higher greatness.
During the Autumnal Feasting, Turducken noticed that it had occurred without the annual taunts from his miniscule tormentor, that tiny Green Menace, Alyxyn. Where was that small tormentor of scum and prey alike? Where had he been? Consultations occurred in the Guild BeerHall and scattered reports were made of sightings of the Miniscule Monster, but all pretty much reported him only for smaller intervals than what was expected of the two foot goblin. As the discussions deepened and investigation lengthened, it even became noticeable that the spokesman for the Goblin Liberation Force seemed to be stalling in his strength, that his chief adversary in the Hall of Fame, that reviled Kerry, was rising in ranks and levels while Alyxyn stalled more and more obviously.
What was happening to the miniaturized MegaMouth?
Finally, as has happened in the past, a massive robed figured appeared at the guild hall and with a deeply resonating blow of a wooden staff upon the entranceway, made entrance. The figure made its way into the hall, disrupting feasting and devoutedly determined quaffing of everything that can possibly be considered alcoholic. The figure obviously had some sort of aggrandizing occult accompanyment as lights seem to beam upon it from all directions when any good scum was aware that no such lights were permitted in the guildhall. That is if the accompanying soundtrack of "Jesus Christ Superstar" that seemed to echo out of the very air wasn't sufficient. With each step the lights grew brighter and the tunes louder until the figure stood before the GuildMaster's Throne and turned to face the collected drunken horde.
With a crescendo of a drumroll and a sparkle of a neon disco ball, the figure drove his wooden stave into the ground once more to ensure each scum would have a tremendous hangover in the morning, the figure then bellowed forth:
"Hark and Herald! I bring word from the Halls of the Eternally Tormented. The Tiny Terror, the Miniscule Menace, Chewer of Boots, Sharer of Loots, the Great Gobbo Gobsmacker known as Alyxyn has again returned unto our Tender and Infinite Mercies. Whence last he had been seen, the greatest healers of our area had spent days and weeks working on your foul member, fighting to the greatest extent of our abilities *cough* and the extent of his purse *cough* against a demonic entity working to consume his twisted body. Let us assure you, that struggle consumes a part of each and every day of his life as well as many moments of our Diviners and Healers and Spiritual Seekers."
"However, recently in our Acolytes' efforts to prepare for the coming Seasonal Festivities, in their desperate attempts to seek better adorned lodgings, faster transportation (for the caring of Your Spirits of course) and in their ministrations to the Great God Golf, apparently the Eternal Struggle moved to additional battlefields. Yet another foul being has come to reside within and attempts to consume the somewhat Greener Grossness"
"Many times has Alyxyn returned to our Hallowed Halls and the Acolytes saw him briefly, but in their efforts, they failed to cast appropriate Identification charms upon him, so that they thought him someone other than your twisted brethren. With each such visit, Alyxyn was sent upon his way with but a brief cantrip cast upon him, only to see him returning within a fortnight, as his greenest grew a more ... ill and unnatural color... even for a goblin."
"Eventually he turned to a new priest, one not yet exposed to the tiny terror, and was greeted with that eternal question that all Acolytes ask as they loom over supplicants, 'Whyfore art thou disturbing my CandyCrush?' At that moment, your twisted vile little vermin did turn upon the acolyte and unleash a mighty howl and he didst invoketh several of the Gods of his own People upon the acolyte. Great Discussions occurred between the Acolytes and Brethren of my Temple with Representatives of Goblin Belief and Acolyte knees bent and Brethren heads bowed. Upon arising, their eyes were cleared and Alyxyn's latest infestation could then be more clearly witnessed as it had not in weeks."
"At the current time Alyxyn is stable but is under strict orders as to his care. He is over the worst, we hope, but challenges remain. Never fear but that Our Acolytes are receiving remedial instruction to better cover their inattentions so it wont be quite so obvious and their expected hording should not be quite so apparent, especially not in such a holiday season."
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Okay.. that is the more... humorous side. On to the specifics. In the last three weeks, my attendance has been intermittent. My tablet is a Kindle Fire which apparently is not 'supported' for running Shakes so I have not been able to use it for such while I have been at hospitals and I have spent a lot of time at hospitals locally.
My fight against stage 4 bladder cancer is continuing and I am coming up on a 'birthday' of sorts, nearly two years being pass the expected end of my life. Unfortunately, with a body wracked by cancer and the drugs used to fight it, there are often complications and these have been hammering at me pretty hard. I have been suffering spiking fevers, unexplainable sharp debilitating pains and blood coming from places you do not want to see blood coming from. In the last three weeks, I have had 5 visits to Emergency Rooms, 3 of which led to multiple day admittances. I spent the American holiday of Thanksgiving in a hospital room with my sister driving my parents up to see me in the hospital. Let me assure you, there is nothing that quite hits home as hard as your mother crying over your condition in a hospital on a holiday intended for giving thanks (ignoring for a moment about other less kind origins of the holiday).
FINALLY when it occurred to the Emergency Room doctors and nursing staff that they were recognizing me.. and that I had been in 3 times in two days. They figured they may want to actually listen to my full tale of woe and then things started to change... a little bit. When they finally deigned to contact my own doctors that have been working with me for years now, they came back a bit humbled and almost apologized. Once a PROUD internal medicine doctor practically was handed his medical degree by a Physician's Assistant to my Urologist, well.. they took me a bit more seriously.
What has happened is this, as best as I understand currently. I have a staph infection. Normally this isn't too hideous but is never really pleasant. However, with everything that has been done to me, I 'had' to be different. I contracted it in my urinary tract and it may be all the way into my kidneys. Further, the particular strain that was finally able to be cultured, is one that is resistant to a lot of antibiotics. So it festered and grew.. for 20 days if not longer. Additionally, this staph infection is known to attach itself to medical devices and artificial constructs and survive through antibiotics only to reinfect. Due to this, it is possible that some forming kidney stones may be hosting the little monster and need to be addressed as I get stronger. Unfortunately the stones are tiny little things and are in the wrong locations in the kidneys to be easily handled and pulverization would only set the staph loose perhaps in a more broad sense.
So there we are or rather that is where I have been. Squirming and writhing between Staph and Doctors with occassional game play thrown in. Sadly I have to continue in that manner for a while yet before we will know what endgames may exist in my real life.
As the seasons turned into the dark, cold, snowy times of the years of Our Torment Two Thousand and Eighteen, so did Guildmembers notice strange occurrances. The guildhall grew quiet and calm. The GuildMaster's throne suddenly ceased erupting in traps, in odors, in flames. Boots stopped disappearring, stopped being found gnawed upon, stopped being drooled over. Fewer tongues were being nailed to the base boards of the guild hall. Guild events occurred with just a bit less vim and vigor. Fewer war howls bellowed forth in the eternal struggle for still higher greatness.
During the Autumnal Feasting, Turducken noticed that it had occurred without the annual taunts from his miniscule tormentor, that tiny Green Menace, Alyxyn. Where was that small tormentor of scum and prey alike? Where had he been? Consultations occurred in the Guild BeerHall and scattered reports were made of sightings of the Miniscule Monster, but all pretty much reported him only for smaller intervals than what was expected of the two foot goblin. As the discussions deepened and investigation lengthened, it even became noticeable that the spokesman for the Goblin Liberation Force seemed to be stalling in his strength, that his chief adversary in the Hall of Fame, that reviled Kerry, was rising in ranks and levels while Alyxyn stalled more and more obviously.
What was happening to the miniaturized MegaMouth?
Finally, as has happened in the past, a massive robed figured appeared at the guild hall and with a deeply resonating blow of a wooden staff upon the entranceway, made entrance. The figure made its way into the hall, disrupting feasting and devoutedly determined quaffing of everything that can possibly be considered alcoholic. The figure obviously had some sort of aggrandizing occult accompanyment as lights seem to beam upon it from all directions when any good scum was aware that no such lights were permitted in the guildhall. That is if the accompanying soundtrack of "Jesus Christ Superstar" that seemed to echo out of the very air wasn't sufficient. With each step the lights grew brighter and the tunes louder until the figure stood before the GuildMaster's Throne and turned to face the collected drunken horde.
With a crescendo of a drumroll and a sparkle of a neon disco ball, the figure drove his wooden stave into the ground once more to ensure each scum would have a tremendous hangover in the morning, the figure then bellowed forth:
"Hark and Herald! I bring word from the Halls of the Eternally Tormented. The Tiny Terror, the Miniscule Menace, Chewer of Boots, Sharer of Loots, the Great Gobbo Gobsmacker known as Alyxyn has again returned unto our Tender and Infinite Mercies. Whence last he had been seen, the greatest healers of our area had spent days and weeks working on your foul member, fighting to the greatest extent of our abilities *cough* and the extent of his purse *cough* against a demonic entity working to consume his twisted body. Let us assure you, that struggle consumes a part of each and every day of his life as well as many moments of our Diviners and Healers and Spiritual Seekers."
"However, recently in our Acolytes' efforts to prepare for the coming Seasonal Festivities, in their desperate attempts to seek better adorned lodgings, faster transportation (for the caring of Your Spirits of course) and in their ministrations to the Great God Golf, apparently the Eternal Struggle moved to additional battlefields. Yet another foul being has come to reside within and attempts to consume the somewhat Greener Grossness"
"Many times has Alyxyn returned to our Hallowed Halls and the Acolytes saw him briefly, but in their efforts, they failed to cast appropriate Identification charms upon him, so that they thought him someone other than your twisted brethren. With each such visit, Alyxyn was sent upon his way with but a brief cantrip cast upon him, only to see him returning within a fortnight, as his greenest grew a more ... ill and unnatural color... even for a goblin."
"Eventually he turned to a new priest, one not yet exposed to the tiny terror, and was greeted with that eternal question that all Acolytes ask as they loom over supplicants, 'Whyfore art thou disturbing my CandyCrush?' At that moment, your twisted vile little vermin did turn upon the acolyte and unleash a mighty howl and he didst invoketh several of the Gods of his own People upon the acolyte. Great Discussions occurred between the Acolytes and Brethren of my Temple with Representatives of Goblin Belief and Acolyte knees bent and Brethren heads bowed. Upon arising, their eyes were cleared and Alyxyn's latest infestation could then be more clearly witnessed as it had not in weeks."
"At the current time Alyxyn is stable but is under strict orders as to his care. He is over the worst, we hope, but challenges remain. Never fear but that Our Acolytes are receiving remedial instruction to better cover their inattentions so it wont be quite so obvious and their expected hording should not be quite so apparent, especially not in such a holiday season."
----------------------------------
Okay.. that is the more... humorous side. On to the specifics. In the last three weeks, my attendance has been intermittent. My tablet is a Kindle Fire which apparently is not 'supported' for running Shakes so I have not been able to use it for such while I have been at hospitals and I have spent a lot of time at hospitals locally.
My fight against stage 4 bladder cancer is continuing and I am coming up on a 'birthday' of sorts, nearly two years being pass the expected end of my life. Unfortunately, with a body wracked by cancer and the drugs used to fight it, there are often complications and these have been hammering at me pretty hard. I have been suffering spiking fevers, unexplainable sharp debilitating pains and blood coming from places you do not want to see blood coming from. In the last three weeks, I have had 5 visits to Emergency Rooms, 3 of which led to multiple day admittances. I spent the American holiday of Thanksgiving in a hospital room with my sister driving my parents up to see me in the hospital. Let me assure you, there is nothing that quite hits home as hard as your mother crying over your condition in a hospital on a holiday intended for giving thanks (ignoring for a moment about other less kind origins of the holiday).
FINALLY when it occurred to the Emergency Room doctors and nursing staff that they were recognizing me.. and that I had been in 3 times in two days. They figured they may want to actually listen to my full tale of woe and then things started to change... a little bit. When they finally deigned to contact my own doctors that have been working with me for years now, they came back a bit humbled and almost apologized. Once a PROUD internal medicine doctor practically was handed his medical degree by a Physician's Assistant to my Urologist, well.. they took me a bit more seriously.
What has happened is this, as best as I understand currently. I have a staph infection. Normally this isn't too hideous but is never really pleasant. However, with everything that has been done to me, I 'had' to be different. I contracted it in my urinary tract and it may be all the way into my kidneys. Further, the particular strain that was finally able to be cultured, is one that is resistant to a lot of antibiotics. So it festered and grew.. for 20 days if not longer. Additionally, this staph infection is known to attach itself to medical devices and artificial constructs and survive through antibiotics only to reinfect. Due to this, it is possible that some forming kidney stones may be hosting the little monster and need to be addressed as I get stronger. Unfortunately the stones are tiny little things and are in the wrong locations in the kidneys to be easily handled and pulverization would only set the staph loose perhaps in a more broad sense.
So there we are or rather that is where I have been. Squirming and writhing between Staph and Doctors with occassional game play thrown in. Sadly I have to continue in that manner for a while yet before we will know what endgames may exist in my real life.
Alyxyn
Sunday, November 05, 2017
ScumFlash: HoF of HoF's November 2017
I think someone forgot to turn on Summer... Winter is comming... Bringing a new edition of the HoF of HoF's.
It has been a while, so it is probably a good idea to explain one more time how to join this very time consuming HoF of HoF's. So I'll tell you one more time. But only because the rules are so very very easy.
How te become part of the HoF of HoF's:
1. Be in top 30 of HoF Heroes, HoF Fortress or HoF Pets, or
2. Be a member of the Severed Tongue, or
3. Bribe the Scumlord (that would be me)
In case of two players having the same amount of points, the tie breaker goes to HoF Heroes (after all, that is what its all about).
See? Totally easy!
Think this HoF of HoF's is fun? Want to see them on a more regular basis while saving your poor Scumlord a LOT of time? Please go give your opinion on the forum taht the HoF of HoF's should be in the game...
https://forum-int.sfgame.net/showthread.php?t=6709
Interesting nonsense:
For the ones who want to do the math for themselves: Here are the screensshtos from this morning (well, my morning anyway)
It has been a while, so it is probably a good idea to explain one more time how to join this very time consuming HoF of HoF's. So I'll tell you one more time. But only because the rules are so very very easy.
How te become part of the HoF of HoF's:
1. Be in top 30 of HoF Heroes, HoF Fortress or HoF Pets, or
2. Be a member of the Severed Tongue, or
3. Bribe the Scumlord (that would be me)
In case of two players having the same amount of points, the tie breaker goes to HoF Heroes (after all, that is what its all about).
See? Totally easy!
Think this HoF of HoF's is fun? Want to see them on a more regular basis while saving your poor Scumlord a LOT of time? Please go give your opinion on the forum taht the HoF of HoF's should be in the game...
https://forum-int.sfgame.net/showthread.php?t=6709
Interesting nonsense:
- Only 96 players managed to fulfill any of these 3 very easy rules, leading to a HoF of HoF's with only a top 92. (no bribers this time, such a shame... I could use some good bribes)
- Still firmly on the first place is the Scumpet dominating this HoF of HoF's since its inception, with still a comfortable margin on the number 2 Grog69 aka Naughty frog.(don't get in his way, he'll hurt you just for the fun of it
- Behind this scummy duo there is a lot of nothing, untill suddenly there still appears a wild (and very tired, this is hard work you know...) Scumlord on the 3rd place
- Very very closely followed by Kerry and Alister88 on 4th and 5th place. Again, just like in August, Kerry managed to get into another tiebreak. And again kerry manages to get the upper hand. Your luck will run out sometimes ;)
- Alister99's progress is very impressive though. After jumping 18 spots in August, getting her into the top 10, this time she jumped another 5, right into the top 5.
- Aronszajin and Son of Dog, managed to keep their spots on 6 and 7, while Treak and Temprella lost some places compared to Augsut and are now on 8 and 9.
- Lastly in the top 10 is Lord Salys, who made a nice jump of 4 places.
- Most impressive jump in November 2017 is from Bluffy, gaining 14 spots compared to August. And ofcourse from T Beck who came out of nothing to claim spot 25 by abusing Rule 1 with his 23rd spot in HoF Pets.
- More Rule 1 abusers: Lost Angels had a good month, with 3 new arrivals (fbc, Honeybuney and Philip Lau), 2 YKZ players found their way into the HoF of HoF's this month (T Beck and Sigan) as did one player from Disciples of Beer (Nandak). Welcome all, now try to keep your spots.
- Other noteworthy climbers: Malcovis jumped by 11 spots, after already jumping 20 in Augsust. Nic1080 jumped 8 spots and Wraithform jumped another 5 after already jumping 15 in August
- Actually,there have been a lot of changes in the last 3 months, too much work to name you all, so go look for yourself.
- So there we have it...
- 3 Scum in top 3
- 6 Scum in top 10
- 13 Scum in top 25
- 50 Scum in top 96
- Not too bad for a bunch of merry Lowlives if you ask me.
For the ones who want to do the math for themselves: Here are the screensshtos from this morning (well, my morning anyway)
Tuesday, October 24, 2017
Blatherings from the Bilge
In case you were wondering why your boots were a bit less chewed on for a few days and there were no signs of filthy wet foot prints to the entrance to the Bilges.
Well.. that is because I have been in the hospital since the 17th. When I woke up on the 17th I didn't have much energy and was bouncing between freezing my ass off and sweating terribly. My fever was actually 96.4 which told me that something was wrong but.. had nothing to go to a doc with.. during the length of the day my wife would periodically take my temperature but other than that I mostly slept... like 18 hours. at 6:30pm my fever raised over 100.2, which is a point my oncologist has said I need to use for admittance to the Emergency Room. In the 10 minutes it took my wife to drive from our place to the ER.. my temp kept rising to 100.6 and I got rather.. incoherent.
Eventually, once the docs got their heads out of their asses and actually started taking tests there was a variety of findings:
1) my thyroid had conked out... whether temp or permanent they didn't know
2) my blood sugars were over around 350
3) I had some sort of infection
Over the next several days I was on my tablet from the hospital but.. I have a hard time doing much by my tablet so you likely didn't see me much.
As I did, the docs got me on Thyroid replacement hormones and then started acting like I am a diabetic and that I had been a diabetic for a long time.. but of course they completely failed to listen that until last month none of my doctors have mentioned anything about my blood sugars being anything suspicious. Apparently according to them, there is no such thing as a brand spanking new diabetic .. only those people that are diabetic. *angry sigh* They also started me on a hugely broad spectrum antibiotic to address the infection while they spent 3 days trying to culture things to see what infection I actually had.
Cultures failed to show that I had anything.. but that likely doesn't surprise any of you as I don't have much culture on the best of days right? However the antibiotics brought down my fever and my infection started to go away even without being identified. lucky guesswork that they were oh so proud of.
Meanwhile I had to start getting used to being viewed as a diabetic, being disbelieved that I had never been a diabetic before, doing my blood testing and taking insulin according to a doctor's note that would change the type of insulin, the intensity and timing sometimes twice a day without letting anyone know.. including the nurses until they went to check notes before giving me my meds and even they were shocked.
In any case... I returned home this afternoon *Pacific Time* and am home. Fever is gone, medicines hopefully all acquired after some serious issues, mostly brain intact however I am having problems remembering some... words... they will be right on the tip of my tongue but be very elusive. I have future followup appointments with primary care physician, oncologist and now am adding an Endocrinologist to the team that guides my life through the havoc that it has become.
Good to be back to worrying you all,
Alyxyn/Robert
Well.. that is because I have been in the hospital since the 17th. When I woke up on the 17th I didn't have much energy and was bouncing between freezing my ass off and sweating terribly. My fever was actually 96.4 which told me that something was wrong but.. had nothing to go to a doc with.. during the length of the day my wife would periodically take my temperature but other than that I mostly slept... like 18 hours. at 6:30pm my fever raised over 100.2, which is a point my oncologist has said I need to use for admittance to the Emergency Room. In the 10 minutes it took my wife to drive from our place to the ER.. my temp kept rising to 100.6 and I got rather.. incoherent.
Eventually, once the docs got their heads out of their asses and actually started taking tests there was a variety of findings:
1) my thyroid had conked out... whether temp or permanent they didn't know
2) my blood sugars were over around 350
3) I had some sort of infection
Over the next several days I was on my tablet from the hospital but.. I have a hard time doing much by my tablet so you likely didn't see me much.
As I did, the docs got me on Thyroid replacement hormones and then started acting like I am a diabetic and that I had been a diabetic for a long time.. but of course they completely failed to listen that until last month none of my doctors have mentioned anything about my blood sugars being anything suspicious. Apparently according to them, there is no such thing as a brand spanking new diabetic .. only those people that are diabetic. *angry sigh* They also started me on a hugely broad spectrum antibiotic to address the infection while they spent 3 days trying to culture things to see what infection I actually had.
Cultures failed to show that I had anything.. but that likely doesn't surprise any of you as I don't have much culture on the best of days right? However the antibiotics brought down my fever and my infection started to go away even without being identified. lucky guesswork that they were oh so proud of.
Meanwhile I had to start getting used to being viewed as a diabetic, being disbelieved that I had never been a diabetic before, doing my blood testing and taking insulin according to a doctor's note that would change the type of insulin, the intensity and timing sometimes twice a day without letting anyone know.. including the nurses until they went to check notes before giving me my meds and even they were shocked.
In any case... I returned home this afternoon *Pacific Time* and am home. Fever is gone, medicines hopefully all acquired after some serious issues, mostly brain intact however I am having problems remembering some... words... they will be right on the tip of my tongue but be very elusive. I have future followup appointments with primary care physician, oncologist and now am adding an Endocrinologist to the team that guides my life through the havoc that it has become.
Good to be back to worrying you all,
Alyxyn/Robert
Saturday, September 16, 2017
ScumFlash: Forttress Mode Maxed out
And there we have it Scum. After many weeks of waiting on Grog to be the first to Max out Forterss mode he finally did it. And you want to know how I know that? Well, just look at the upgrade number. 395 is the max upgrade number you can currently reach in Fortress Mode.
What...?
...
What do you mean Grog is still on 394 in that picture?
...
I saw a 395 on there, I'm 100% sure
...
Oh..
...
So not Grog?
...
He fell asleep during the building of the last upgrade?
...
Thank you very much, my face is so red now
...
Ladies and GentleScum, give a huge patpat to Scumkitty. The first one on the only server that matters, to max out Fortress mode.
(at the moment of posting this blog Grog managed to wake up and finally finished that last upgrade, so he now too has fortress mode maxed out)
What...?
...
What do you mean Grog is still on 394 in that picture?
...
I saw a 395 on there, I'm 100% sure
...
Oh..
...
So not Grog?
...
He fell asleep during the building of the last upgrade?
...
Thank you very much, my face is so red now
...
Ladies and GentleScum, give a huge patpat to Scumkitty. The first one on the only server that matters, to max out Fortress mode.
(at the moment of posting this blog Grog managed to wake up and finally finished that last upgrade, so he now too has fortress mode maxed out)
Monday, August 28, 2017
Blatherings from the Bilge
okay, back from the council of healers now with the results of the latest deep sensing spells. The best part is that overall there is no bad news. Most of the cancerous beasties infesting me have stayed the same size however a few of them have grown smaller. One particular one on a node by the liver went from 7.9mm to 5.7mm which is very noticeable in the images.
This gives some good information that in 18 weeks of the new herbs and prayers of the clerics since my last Sensing, there has been no expansion of the demonic critters and some noticeable shrinkage.
I have been terribly terribly anxious over this particular Sensing and now can relax a little.
Unfortunately there is no explanation for why I am having the kidney pains that I am having but.. overall...that is minor in the broader scheme of things. It is something that could be a first indication of a side effect and is something we will be keeping an eye on but... in the matter of the drugs.. it is a choice of lesser evils and we pretty much all know how sometimes you have to deal with conflicting evils.
Alyxyn/Robert ... sort of blending my writing styles ;)
This gives some good information that in 18 weeks of the new herbs and prayers of the clerics since my last Sensing, there has been no expansion of the demonic critters and some noticeable shrinkage.
I have been terribly terribly anxious over this particular Sensing and now can relax a little.
Unfortunately there is no explanation for why I am having the kidney pains that I am having but.. overall...that is minor in the broader scheme of things. It is something that could be a first indication of a side effect and is something we will be keeping an eye on but... in the matter of the drugs.. it is a choice of lesser evils and we pretty much all know how sometimes you have to deal with conflicting evils.
Alyxyn/Robert ... sort of blending my writing styles ;)
Saturday, August 12, 2017
ScumFlash: HoF of HoF's August 2017
Spring was swift and Summer is already well under way. Bringing lots of thirst and loot, we hope. And ofcourse bringing a new edition of the HoF of HoF's.
It has been a while, so it is probably a good idea to explain one more time how to join this very time consuming HoF of HoF's. So I'll tell you one more time. But only because the rules are so very very easy and I added an etra rule again.
How te become part of the HoF of HoF's:
1. Be in top 30 of HoF Heroes, HoF Fortress or HoF Pets, or
2. Be a member of the Severed Tongue, or
3. Bribe the Scumlord (that would be me)
See? Totally easy!
Interesting nonsense:
For the ones who love to double check me, here are the screensshtos from this morning (well, my morning anyway)
It has been a while, so it is probably a good idea to explain one more time how to join this very time consuming HoF of HoF's. So I'll tell you one more time. But only because the rules are so very very easy and I added an etra rule again.
How te become part of the HoF of HoF's:
1. Be in top 30 of HoF Heroes, HoF Fortress or HoF Pets, or
2. Be a member of the Severed Tongue, or
3. Bribe the Scumlord (that would be me)
See? Totally easy!
Interesting nonsense:
- Only 92 players managed to fulfill any of these 3 very easy rules, leading to a HoF of HoF's with only a top 92.
- Still firmly on the first place is the Scumpet with still a comfortable margin on the number 2 Grog69 aka Naughty frog.
- Behind this scummy top two there is a lot of nothing, untill suddenly there appears a wild Scumlord on the 3rd place closely followed by Treak on 4, Kerry and Aronszajin (both with the exact same points) on 5 and 6
- Son of Dog, Adder111 and Alister88 fill up the top 10 squashing Temprella between them on spot 8
- Most impressive jump in August 2017, Allister with an impressive 18 spots since the last update landing her right in the top 10
- Other noteworthy climbers: Malcovis jumped by 20 spots, Igor by 17 and Wraithform by 13 spots
- Actually, pretty much every Scum on the list has been climbing quite some spots, too much work to name you all, so go look for yourself.
- So there we have it...
- 3 Scum in top 3
- 6 Scum in top 10
- 13 Scum in top 25
- 50 Scum in top 92
- Not too bad for a bunch of merry Lowlives if you ask me.
For the ones who love to double check me, here are the screensshtos from this morning (well, my morning anyway)
Friday, August 04, 2017
ScumFlash: Before I Forget...
It seems I'm a little forgetful as of late... There was something i needed to share here but I can't remember what....
Yes yes, that is our guildhall. I know But what...
Yes yes, that is where we put up some interesting tidbits for the Scum to read... so...
Oooooh... right right. Gratz Scumpet and Alister for being the first Cryptozoologists on the server
So why didn't i just do this in June?
I swear if my head wasn't attatched to my body i would...
hehe i said body...
hey leave my stuff alone..
.....
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Yes yes, that is our guildhall. I know But what...
Yes yes, that is where we put up some interesting tidbits for the Scum to read... so...
Oooooh... right right. Gratz Scumpet and Alister for being the first Cryptozoologists on the server
So why didn't i just do this in June?
I swear if my head wasn't attatched to my body i would...
hehe i said body...
hey leave my stuff alone..
.....
...
Sunday, June 04, 2017
ScumFlash: Guildportal is no more
Oops, I totally forgot... At the end of last month we actually finished killing all the guild portal monsters... Gratz Scum! (yay). No more daily portal diving... (booh)
Time to give us some new things to slaugher, Devs!
Time to give us some new things to slaugher, Devs!
Monday, May 01, 2017
ScumFlash: HoF of HoF's May 2017
May arrived. Leaving the winterstorms behind, we hope. Bringing lots of thirst and loot, we hope. And ofcourse bringing a new edition of the HoF of HoF's.
Some of you still dont seem to understand how to join the HoF of HoF's. So I'll tell you one more time. But only because the rules are so very very easy and I added an etra rule again.
How te become part of the HoF of HoF's:
1. Be in top 30 of HoF Heroes, HoF Fortress or HoF Pets, or
2. Be a member of the Severed Tongue, or
3. Bribe the Scumlord (that would be me)
See? Totally easy!
Interesting nonsense:
And for the double checkers: Here are the top 30's that were the basis of this months HoF of HoF's.
Some of you still dont seem to understand how to join the HoF of HoF's. So I'll tell you one more time. But only because the rules are so very very easy and I added an etra rule again.
How te become part of the HoF of HoF's:
1. Be in top 30 of HoF Heroes, HoF Fortress or HoF Pets, or
2. Be a member of the Severed Tongue, or
3. Bribe the Scumlord (that would be me)
See? Totally easy!
Interesting nonsense:
- Ladies and GentleScum. We got a new Scummy top 3. On number 1 the amazing ScumPet herself, firmly in control of that spot and not letting you have it. On number 2 the allmighty NaughtyFrog, owner of some very interesting Shakes real estate. And on number 3, fresh from being number 4 way too long, your own ScumLord.
- That is right, Aronszajn gained a lot of spots in the different HoF's compared to last month, but the ScumLord did even better and banished him to the 4th place. Will he manage to keep that spot? You'll see in the next episode of HoF of HoF's!
- It looks like most of the players in the HoF of HoF's top 25 have gained a lot of spots in the different HoF's. Especially HoF Pets is currently insane, looking at the daily changes in top 30. Not to mention The Round Q, the Scumpet, Kraggie and Betty beating Easteros 20 thereby gaining an extra pet and advantage in petbattles.
- But apart from Betty gaining an amazing 9 spots (making him the biggest climber this month) and Quilp quickly closing in on the top 10, by gaining 3 spots, not that much has changed this month in top 25 of the HoF of HoF's itself.
- That means still 7 Scum in top 10 and 11 Scum in top 25. Epecting quite some Scum to join us in top 25 next month though
- Shout out, to Nic1080 for gaining 5 spots and Taby for gaining 4
- New entries Henchmant21 and Malcovis abusing rule number 2 (Joining the Scumside) and Arctic Sky abusing rule number 1 by climging to 22 in HoF of Pets.
- Biggest loser this month is Nemevato again with 13 spots down, but hey, he still stopped playing. so leave him alone already.
- Go Go Go Scum, looking forward to more Scummy climbers in the next episode of HoF of HoF's!
And for the double checkers: Here are the top 30's that were the basis of this months HoF of HoF's.
Thursday, April 27, 2017
blatherings from the bilge
Going to keep this ooc for now as it is simpler to process for me currently.
I just got back from the doctor where they gave me the latest results of the imaging. The bad news is... many of the cancerous nodes have grown from 20-30 percent in size which means that chemo and my body are not keeping up with the growth rate of the demonic cancer.
The good news is that there is still hope in the form of new drug therapies based on PD-1/PD-L1 and the immune system. These drugs "only" have a few side effects (other than extreme fatigue) which are all based around it causing the immune system to attack the victim's own body, such as colitis or other nastiness which can be very traumatic in its scope.
I had the first treatment of the PD-1 drug today. Now it is a "wait and see" process
I just got back from the doctor where they gave me the latest results of the imaging. The bad news is... many of the cancerous nodes have grown from 20-30 percent in size which means that chemo and my body are not keeping up with the growth rate of the demonic cancer.
The good news is that there is still hope in the form of new drug therapies based on PD-1/PD-L1 and the immune system. These drugs "only" have a few side effects (other than extreme fatigue) which are all based around it causing the immune system to attack the victim's own body, such as colitis or other nastiness which can be very traumatic in its scope.
I had the first treatment of the PD-1 drug today. Now it is a "wait and see" process
Tuesday, April 04, 2017
ScumFlash: HoF of HoF's April 2017
Thank you for the mails of asking me when the net HoF of HoF's would get posted. I hadn't forgotten. Yes yes, normally I do it in the first weekend of the month. But sadly I had actual work to do, instead of laying back waiting for something nice to complain about on the interwebs, like the rest of you.
Another Month, another bunch of work to give you your monthly standings. How to get on the HoF of HoF's you ask? Well, let me give you the rules ones more:
How to become part of the HoF of HoF's:
1. Be in a top 30 spot of HoF Heroes, HoF Fortress or HoF Pets
2. Be a member of the Severed Tongue
And that is all!
Interesting nonsense:
And for the doubters who like to check up on me, here are the top 30's of the HoF's, from Monday, that were the basis of this HoF of HoF's this month.
yes, you are very welcome to click on the "x comments" link below this post and leave your own nonsens.
Another Month, another bunch of work to give you your monthly standings. How to get on the HoF of HoF's you ask? Well, let me give you the rules ones more:
How to become part of the HoF of HoF's:
1. Be in a top 30 spot of HoF Heroes, HoF Fortress or HoF Pets
2. Be a member of the Severed Tongue
And that is all!
Interesting nonsense:
- For as long as this HoF of HoF's excists, Veriz aka The Spying Kitty with the Sharp Claws, has been firmly on top of it. Grog69 managed to get the two points back he lost last month, but is still far behind. Well... far behind... his gap to number 3 on the list, Aronszajn, increased from 26 to 40 points.
- The Scumlord himself, who is still number 4 on the list, is getting closer to Aronszajn too, Decreasing the gap to only 4 points. Next month Aronszajn, next month...
- Then another surprise. Treak took back his number 5 spot from our favourite ScumSnake, Adder111. That itself is not saying that much. But he did it by Climbing 14 spots in the different HoF's and that is quite a jump indeed. Gratz on that Treak.
- So sadly for us, we again have 2 non Scum in the top 5. But with Son of Dog, Kanat and Jugger we still have 7 Scum in top 10. And ofcourse 50 Scum in top 101 ;)
- Newest addition to the HoF of HoF's is DjeDD on spot 97 who skyrocketed to the 23rd spot of Fortress making him eligeble to be part of this mary band of misfits.
- Biggest regular climbers are Zloy with 13 spots, Gokuking and Endrega with 9 spots, Tofurkey (well done dude) and Quilp with 7 spots and Temprella with 6 spots.
- There are lots of players that gained 5 spots this month. ACGM and Dolgan Elfbane, to name a few (only naming Scum ofcourse ;) But I hereby give special gratz to Rido Fatesmiter. Seeing he not only climbed 5 spots this month, but already gained 9 spots last month. Come on Rido, top 25 is awaiting your arrival.
- Biggest loser this month is Nemaveto with 18 spots, but he stopped playing, so he doesn't care at all. And someone should wake up
SlackerSilverlance, seeing he dropped 10 spots. - Remember: No matter what your spot on the HoF of HoF's is, if you are member of the Severed Tongue you are already
a winnerScum
And for the doubters who like to check up on me, here are the top 30's of the HoF's, from Monday, that were the basis of this HoF of HoF's this month.
yes, you are very welcome to click on the "x comments" link below this post and leave your own nonsens.
Sunday, March 05, 2017
ScumFlash: HoF of HoF's March 2017
Another month, another HoF of HoF's. Let's hope all the Scum has done better this month compared to the last one.
How to become part of the HoF of HoF's:
1. Be in a top 30 spot of HoF Heroes, HoF Fortress or HoF Pets
2. Be a member of the Severed Tongue
Easy Peasy, no?
Interesting nonsense:
How to become part of the HoF of HoF's:
1. Be in a top 30 spot of HoF Heroes, HoF Fortress or HoF Pets
2. Be a member of the Severed Tongue
Easy Peasy, no?
Interesting nonsense:
- Veriz, aka Scumpet is still dominating the HoF of HoF's. She even enlarged her margin on Grog69, who is still firmly second, by two points.
- Top 4 is still exactly the same as the last two months. With the Scumlord gaining ONE WHOLE POINT on Aronsajin, who is the only non Scum in top 5, seeing Adder111 gained a spot.
- Biggest climbers this month are two players that understood that all they had to do, if they can't be Scum. is get into a top 30 somewhere. Ugro jumped to 23 by sneaking to spot 30 of HoF Pets and Ice Breath jumped to 90 by doing the same in HoF Fortress. Well played guys, well played.
- Biggest regular climber is Iola by 10 spots, closely followed by Rido Fatesmiter with 9. You go Scum.
- Biggest loser of the mnth is Momie, dropping from 50 to 60.
- At the bottom of the list is still Wordplay. BUT he managed to gain 237 points (well, lose actually, you know, the lesser points the better) this month wich is very very impressive. Watch your back Venkman.
And for the doubters who like to check up on me, here are the top 30's of the HoF's that were the basis of this HoF of HoF's this month
Wednesday, March 01, 2017
Blatherings from the Bilge
And so in the Year of Our Scumminess Two Thousand Seventeen did the being known as "The Green Menace" aka "the Towering Two Foot Gobbo" aka "What the HECK is THAT?" aka Alyxyn return unto the local House of Healing to an interview with the Chief Healer LoneRGon. The reason for this visit was for the Chief Healer to deliver unto the goblin the results from the Seers that had checked his Demonically Infested Body the previous fortnight. Much time had been spent by the Seers in their investigations and much fluid forced unto the gobbo in order to improve the visibility to the Seers.
Since that time, the Great Green One had waited nervously for word on the Demonic Spawn that he was hosting and how it was reacting to the attention of the Healers that were spending so much time, so many prayers and so much foul essences on his infestation.
The news this time is mixed. In January, the Green One had caught something, probably in that Hall of Ill Repute known as the Scum's Guild Hall. Whatever it was that he caught had pretty much laid him out for that month making it so that the Healers could not use their foul essences upon the Demon Spawn he bears.. for fear the essences would kill him in his overly weakened. Due to this, expectations of the Seers was low. However, what the Chief Healer had to report was that some of the Demon Spawn infesting the foul little goblin have continued to shrink. Some have grown a bit, but that is to be expected with the lack of his exposure to the foul essences for an entire month.
The Chief Healer overall.. is optimistic.. but then.. of course he would be right? If he were pessimistic, it is unlikely that the Green Menace would continue to donate to his Temple to reward the priests for their time and prayers.
Treatment continues and the Green Menace continues to stalk the streets as he can.
Since that time, the Great Green One had waited nervously for word on the Demonic Spawn that he was hosting and how it was reacting to the attention of the Healers that were spending so much time, so many prayers and so much foul essences on his infestation.
The news this time is mixed. In January, the Green One had caught something, probably in that Hall of Ill Repute known as the Scum's Guild Hall. Whatever it was that he caught had pretty much laid him out for that month making it so that the Healers could not use their foul essences upon the Demon Spawn he bears.. for fear the essences would kill him in his overly weakened. Due to this, expectations of the Seers was low. However, what the Chief Healer had to report was that some of the Demon Spawn infesting the foul little goblin have continued to shrink. Some have grown a bit, but that is to be expected with the lack of his exposure to the foul essences for an entire month.
The Chief Healer overall.. is optimistic.. but then.. of course he would be right? If he were pessimistic, it is unlikely that the Green Menace would continue to donate to his Temple to reward the priests for their time and prayers.
Treatment continues and the Green Menace continues to stalk the streets as he can.
Saturday, February 04, 2017
ScumFlash: HoF of HoF's February 2017 (new rules!)
Last month we did the first HoF of HoF's. This month we change the rules. We are Scum, we can do that!
Rules to be in HoF of HoF's:
1. Be in the top 30 spots of HoF Heroes, HoF Fortress or HoF Pets.
2. Be member of the Severed Tongue
Yes, that is right. From now on, every member of the Severed Tongue will always be in the HoF of HoF's. What is the point of having our own HoF if we aren't all in it right?
Interesting nonsense:
Rules to be in HoF of HoF's:
1. Be in the top 30 spots of HoF Heroes, HoF Fortress or HoF Pets.
2. Be member of the Severed Tongue
Yes, that is right. From now on, every member of the Severed Tongue will always be in the HoF of HoF's. What is the point of having our own HoF if we aren't all in it right?
Interesting nonsense:
- The Top 4 is still the same as last month. Veriz and Grog69 still dominate.
- There are now 4 players that are in all 3 top 30's, seeing the Scumlord has advanced in Fortress just enough.
- Aronszajn is not the only non Scum in the top 7 anymore. Treak gained 3 spots passing 3 Scum on his way to the top, making him the second non scum player in top 8.
- Biggest climber this month: Quilp, who finally is doing his best in Fortress mode
- Most impressive new arrival, Tofurkey at spot 37 (as you said Tofu, consistency is key), closely followed by Nargoth at 39 and bman941 at 43
- Biggest loser this month, ToxicToast who lost 20 spots in just a couple of weeks (might have something to do with all the new Scum on the list ;)).
- Bottom of the List Wordplay. Come on dude, start gaining some spots
Tuesday, January 17, 2017
ScumFlash: Hall of Fame of the Halls of Fame 2017/01
We already established we are the bestestest of the world in the post ScumFlash: Scum iz the Bestest of the World!!! (Duh!) And in that post we said it was time for a new Hall of Fame to conquer. The Devs havent been listening, so we are going to make one ourselves...
What IF there was a Hall of Fame giving an overall ranking over ALL the HoF's? And who would be the best overal player on the server? Well, we are going to find out.
For every personal HoF you have a ranking. Add those rankings together and you have your Hall of Fame of the Halls of Fame points. The lower the number, the higher you will be on the list. Easy enough, no?
This is a lot of work. So I only listed the players that are at least top 30 in one of the three personal HoF's. Basicly, if you are not top 30 in either HoF Heroes, HoF Fortress or HoF Pets, you will not be on this list, even though you might overall heve less poitns than some of the players on this list. You can whine about it all you want, but lets face it... I'm lazy and deaf. Work Harder and above all Smarter, and next time you too might be in the Hall of Fame of the Halls of Fame. Or who knows, maybe Shakes will put this into the game.
Interesting nonsense:
- There are 71 different players in the 3 HoF's (of the 90 spots available)
- Only 3 players are in the top 30 of ALL the HoFs (with the poor Scumlord comming short 2 spots in Fortress).
- 22 of the 71 spots are filled with Scum. next on the list is Psych Unit with 10 and The Heavy Hand with 9 lsitings
- 6 of the top 10 spots are Scum. With Aronszajn being the only non Scum in the top 7 on number 3.
- Nemaveto (number 28) apparently stopped playing. So f you are below him, on tthis HoF you are worse than someone that doesnt even play anymore
- The top 2 playes may not be a surprise (gratz Scumpet and NaughtyFrog). Even combined they have less points than the number 3 on the list.
- The numbers 3 and 4 are a bigger surpirse.(all hail the Scumlord and suprising appearance of Aronszajn.
- no one understands places 5 and 6, so this list might be broken (Doggie and Snakeboy, really???)
- If you are wondering where our Big and Round Qball is, he has been neglecting Fortress, But no worry, he is gaining momentum at the moment and will certainly crash into the top 10 in a future version of the Hall of Fame of the Halls of Fame.
And there we have it. Enjoy the list. Seriously, it was a lot of work, so ENJOY it!!! Yes that is an order!
| # | Name | Guild | HoF Heroes | HoF Fortress | HoF Pets | Overal Points | |
| 1 | Veriz | the Severed Tongue | 2 | 9 | 1 | 12 | |
| 2 | Grog69 | the Severed Tongue | 12 | 1 | 12 | 25 | |
| 3 | Aronszajn | The Heavy Hand | 17 | 26 | 6 | 49 | |
| 4 | Ghettoforce | the Severed Tongue | 16 | 32 | 29 | 77 | |
| 5 | Son of Dog | the Severed Tongue | 18 | 23 | 50 | 91 | |
| 6 | Adder111 | the Severed Tongue | 46 | 14 | 36 | 96 | |
| 7 | kanat | the Severed Tongue | 69 | 4 | 24 | 97 | |
| 8 | treak | Shades of Gray | 58 | 3 | 37 | 98 | |
| 9 | FamineGT | The Heavy Hand | 13 | 84 | 5 | 102 | |
| 10 | Bilbo McBaggins | the new OSG | 10 | 95 | 2 | 107 | |
| 11 | Kerry | Psych Unit | 3 | 70 | 35 | 108 | |
| 12 | jugger | the Severed Tongue | 54 | 41 | 22 | 117 | |
| 13 | Spiny Norman | Psych Unit | 27 | 73 | 25 | 125 | |
| 14 | Kraggori | Bad Muthas | 6 | 108 | 13 | 127 | |
| 15 | Lord Salys | Shades of Gray | 64 | 58 | 16 | 138 | |
| 16 | Telvar | Psych Unit | 20 | 88 | 48 | 156 | |
| 17 | krakkan | the Severed Tongue | 42 | 115 | 3 | 160 | |
| 18 | T Beck | YKZ | 82 | 59 | 20 | 161 | |
| 19 | pfafner | Dark Army | 39 | 24 | 104 | 167 | |
| 20 | NGemN8r | the Severed Tongue | 33 | 130 | 7 | 170 | |
| 21 | Hekler | Water Deep | 15 | 114 | 43 | 172 | |
| 22 | Temprella | Psych Unit | 111 | 57 | 15 | 183 | |
| 23 | Alister88 | the Severed Tongue | 14 | 170 | 9 | 193 | |
| 24 | Bluffy | lostangels | 24 | 171 | 8 | 203 | |
| 25 | Super | The three graces | 75 | 18 | 129 | 222 | |
| 27 | Hakaz | Water Deep | 23 | 185 | 19 | 227 | |
| 26 | vult | Rheny | 165 | 2 | 60 | 227 | |
| 28 | Nemaveto | (none) | 169 | 30 | 55 | 254 | |
| 29 | GNZ3417 | Shades of Gray | 143 | 21 | 98 | 262 | |
| 30 | magicalman | Rheny | 99 | 164 | 4 | 267 | |
| 31 | XenaPrincess | The Heavy Hand | 138 | 15 | 122 | 275 | |
| 32 | mitozzzz | YKZ | 211 | 6 | 68 | 285 | |
| 33 | Alyxyn | the Severed Tongue | 4 | 261 | 23 | 288 | |
| 34 | fredonic | Rheny | 31 | 20 | 246 | 297 | |
| 35 | Hagoth | The Heavy Hand | 174 | 119 | 10 | 303 | |
| 36 | Elgaraen | Shades of Gray | 5 | 269 | 31 | 305 | |
| 37 | kristall | the Severed Tongue | 66 | 5 | 236 | 307 | |
| 38 | Quilp | the Severed Tongue | 1 | 296 | 11 | 308 | |
| 39 | Gustaph | The Heavy Hand | 193 | 110 | 14 | 317 | |
| 40 | Demon William | the Severed Tongue | 30 | 263 | 32 | 325 | |
| 41 | taby | the Severed Tongue | 150 | 28 | 172 | 350 | |
| 42 | Syrelle | The Heavy Hand | 212 | 123 | 17 | 352 | |
| 43 | Zloy | Psych Unit | 200 | 13 | 142 | 355 | |
| 44 | rido fatesmiter | the Severed Tongue | 47 | 281 | 28 | 356 | |
| 45 | Tyranny | the Severed Tongue | 28 | 179 | 149 | 356 | |
| 46 | goryjon | hack n slash | 267 | 7 | 93 | 367 | |
| 47 | Achemedies | Psych Unit | 9 | 366 | 27 | 402 | |
| 48 | masterdodo | the Severed Tongue | 249 | 19 | 138 | 406 | |
| 49 | Hym | the Severed Tongue | 11 | 136 | 267 | 414 | |
| 50 | dart tribal | The Heavy Hand | 230 | 25 | 183 | 438 | |
| 51 | archer master | Psych Unit | 262 | 22 | 177 | 461 | |
| 52 | Momie | Water Deep | 8 | 193 | 267 | 468 | |
| 53 | Zot | the Severed Tongue | 25 | 351 | 104 | 480 | |
| 54 | vera Ocult | Rheny | 59 | 428 | 21 | 508 | |
| 55 | Guk | YKZ | 7 | 451 | 53 | 511 | |
| 56 | Endrega | Dark Army | 353 | 12 | 150 | 515 | |
| 57 | DmanMadness | Psych Unit | 271 | 29 | 227 | 527 | |
| 58 | ACGM | the Severed Tongue | 26 | 433 | 69 | 528 | |
| 59 | Dolgan Elfbane | the Severed Tongue | 22 | 436 | 86 | 544 | |
| 60 | Soldato | Rheny | 29 | 383 | 145 | 557 | |
| 61 | Gokuking | Psych Unit | 613 | 62 | 18 | 693 | |
| 62 | Leassa | Disciples of Beer | 481 | 27 | 207 | 715 | |
| 63 | katari | The Heavy Hand | 514 | 10 | 206 | 730 | |
| 64 | kanasta | The Heavy Hand | 545 | 11 | 211 | 767 | |
| 65 | Hubert | Water Deep | 21 | 556 | 218 | 795 | |
| 66 | queue | The three graces | 288 | 8 | 524 | 820 | |
| 67 | Honeybunny | lostangels | 247 | 579 | 26 | 852 | |
| 68 | Cecific | Psych Unit | 447 | 16 | 390 | 853 | |
| 69 | fbc | lostangels | 212 | 640 | 30 | 882 | |
| 70 | ToxicToast | Dark Army | 536 | 17 | 469 | 1022 | |
| 71 | KarmaChameleon | Water Deep | 19 | 473 | 550 | 1042 |
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