ScumFlash: Hall of Fame of the Halls of Fame 2017/01

We already established we are the bestestest of the world in the post ScumFlash: Scum iz the Bestest of the World!!! (Duh!) And in that post we said it was time for a new Hall of Fame to conquer. The Devs havent been listening, so we are going to make one ourselves...

What IF there was a Hall of Fame giving an overall ranking over ALL the HoF's? And who would be the best overal player on the server? Well, we are going to find out.

For every personal HoF you have a ranking. Add those rankings together and you have your Hall of Fame of the Halls of Fame points. The lower the number, the higher you will be on the list. Easy enough, no?

This is a lot of work. So I only listed the players that are at least top 30 in one of the three personal HoF's. Basicly, if you are not top 30 in either HoF Heroes, HoF Fortress or HoF Pets, you will not be on this list, even though you might overall heve less poitns than some of the players on this list. You can whine about it all you want, but lets face it... I'm lazy and deaf. Work Harder and above all Smarter, and next time you too might be in the Hall of Fame of the Halls of Fame. Or who knows, maybe Shakes will put this into the game.

Interesting nonsense:

• There are 71 different players in the 3 HoF's (of the 90 spots available)
• Only 3 players are in the top 30 of ALL the HoFs (with the poor Scumlord comming short 2 spots in Fortress).
• 22 of the 71 spots are filled with Scum. next on the list is Psych Unit with 10 and The Heavy Hand with 9 lsitings
• 6 of the top 10 spots are Scum. With Aronszajn being the only non Scum in the top 7 on number 3.
• Nemaveto (number 28) apparently stopped playing. So f you are below him, on tthis HoF you are worse than someone that doesnt even play anymore
• The top 2 playes may not be a surprise (gratz Scumpet and NaughtyFrog). Even combined they have less points than the number 3 on the list.
• The numbers 3 and 4 are a bigger surpirse.(all hail the Scumlord and suprising appearance of Aronszajn.
• no one understands places 5 and 6, so this list might be broken (Doggie and Snakeboy, really???)
• If you are wondering where our Big and Round Qball is, he has been neglecting Fortress, But no worry, he is gaining momentum at the moment and will certainly crash into the top 10 in a future version of the Hall of Fame of the Halls of Fame.

And there we have it. Enjoy the list. Seriously, it was a lot of work, so ENJOY it!!! Yes that is an order!

#		Name	Guild	HoF Heroes	HoF Fortress	HoF Pets	Overal Points
1		Veriz	the Severed Tongue	2	9	1	12
2		Grog69	the Severed Tongue	12	1	12	25
3		Aronszajn	The Heavy Hand	17	26	6	49
4		Ghettoforce	the Severed Tongue	16	32	29	77
5		Son of Dog	the Severed Tongue	18	23	50	91
6		Adder111	the Severed Tongue	46	14	36	96
7		kanat	the Severed Tongue	69	4	24	97
8		treak	Shades of Gray	58	3	37	98
9		FamineGT	The Heavy Hand	13	84	5	102
10		Bilbo McBaggins	the new OSG	10	95	2	107
11		Kerry	Psych Unit	3	70	35	108
12		jugger	the Severed Tongue	54	41	22	117
13		Spiny Norman	Psych Unit	27	73	25	125
14		Kraggori	Bad Muthas	6	108	13	127
15		Lord Salys	Shades of Gray	64	58	16	138
16		Telvar	Psych Unit	20	88	48	156
17		krakkan	the Severed Tongue	42	115	3	160
18		T Beck	YKZ	82	59	20	161
19		pfafner	Dark Army	39	24	104	167
20		NGemN8r	the Severed Tongue	33	130	7	170
21		Hekler	Water Deep	15	114	43	172
22		Temprella	Psych Unit	111	57	15	183
23		Alister88	the Severed Tongue	14	170	9	193
24		Bluffy	lostangels	24	171	8	203
25		Super	The three graces	75	18	129	222
27		Hakaz	Water Deep	23	185	19	227
26		vult	Rheny	165	2	60	227
28		Nemaveto	(none)	169	30	55	254
29		GNZ3417	Shades of Gray	143	21	98	262
30		magicalman	Rheny	99	164	4	267
31		XenaPrincess	The Heavy Hand	138	15	122	275
32		mitozzzz	YKZ	211	6	68	285
33		Alyxyn	the Severed Tongue	4	261	23	288
34		fredonic	Rheny	31	20	246	297
35		Hagoth	The Heavy Hand	174	119	10	303
36		Elgaraen	Shades of Gray	5	269	31	305
37		kristall	the Severed Tongue	66	5	236	307
38		Quilp	the Severed Tongue	1	296	11	308
39		Gustaph	The Heavy Hand	193	110	14	317
40		Demon William	the Severed Tongue	30	263	32	325
41		taby	the Severed Tongue	150	28	172	350
42		Syrelle	The Heavy Hand	212	123	17	352
43		Zloy	Psych Unit	200	13	142	355
44		rido fatesmiter	the Severed Tongue	47	281	28	356
45		Tyranny	the Severed Tongue	28	179	149	356
46		goryjon	hack n slash	267	7	93	367
47		Achemedies	Psych Unit	9	366	27	402
48		masterdodo	the Severed Tongue	249	19	138	406
49		Hym	the Severed Tongue	11	136	267	414
50		dart tribal	The Heavy Hand	230	25	183	438
51		archer master	Psych Unit	262	22	177	461
52		Momie	Water Deep	8	193	267	468
53		Zot	the Severed Tongue	25	351	104	480
54		vera Ocult	Rheny	59	428	21	508
55		Guk	YKZ	7	451	53	511
56		Endrega	Dark Army	353	12	150	515
57		DmanMadness	Psych Unit	271	29	227	527
58		ACGM	the Severed Tongue	26	433	69	528
59		Dolgan Elfbane	the Severed Tongue	22	436	86	544
60		Soldato	Rheny	29	383	145	557
61		Gokuking	Psych Unit	613	62	18	693
62		Leassa	Disciples of Beer	481	27	207	715
63		katari	The Heavy Hand	514	10	206	730
64		kanasta	The Heavy Hand	545	11	211	767
65		Hubert	Water Deep	21	556	218	795
66		queue	The three graces	288	8	524	820
67		Honeybunny	lostangels	247	579	26	852
68		Cecific	Psych Unit	447	16	390	853
69		fbc	lostangels	212	640	30	882
70		ToxicToast	Dark Army	536	17	469	1022
71		KarmaChameleon	Water Deep	19	473	550	1042

Blatherings from the Bilge

My last update mentioned that I would be receiving the results of my followup imaging on Monday and I wanted to start by apologizing for the delay, in being slow to provide the results. In this season of gratitude and thanks it is hard for me to type or speak the depths of feelings behind what has proven to be the first good news that I have received from medical personnel in probably over a year. In a visit where we were pretty certain to be recieving bad news just in case, and one of my dearest friends flew in from Norway at least partly to be there 'just in case', it was a bit of a relief when the doctor showed up with a smile.

It took a while to get through the medical terminology and phrasing but the oncologist is good and parsing downwards and wordsmithing. The final word was this... of all the spots which we know to currently be effected by the cancer, all are showing improvement and the cancer has degreed between 25 and 50% by diameter on the imaging. When you consider that 3D volume and area though it is even better. This is fabulous news indeed as it proves that the chemo regime I am currently on is proving effective.

There was much gulping of oxygen and deep sighs and relief and no small amount of tears I assure you.

The doctor did, however, go on to say that I can likely only tolerate a few more cycles of my 'hard' chemo. It has a high halflife expectancy in the human body and therefore there is a maximum volume they can realistically utilize. After that, I will likely continue on the 'soft' chemo which doesn't have the same problem and he may put me onto a secondary treatment as well. This will all be debated as we move forward and see how the hard chemo continues to effect me, to see how vicious of a hit my cellcounts continue to suffer and more.

But, in this season of thanks I wished to thank you, one and all, for the positive thoughts, the hopes, the prayers, the understanding and the patience that you have offered in these ever so chaotic days.

Blatherings from the Bilge

In the half light of the guildhall, a small contingent of forces make their way in from the entranceway, clearing each room and passageway carefully. As each member of the guild is encountered, fully half of the ranks of the assault force conjure sleep spells to reinforce the drugs that had stealthily been added into the alcohol stores of the the guild.

Once the facility is cleared, a second force appears, this group attired in robes bearing mystical, religious sigils and slogans.  Together they lug a small, weakly squirming bundle which they deposit momentarily in the one partially cleared chair in the place, the tattered throne of the guildleader.

Struggling out of the confines of a reinforced gunnysack, a pale green head emerges, then arms, then a torso, before the form just collapses into the cushioning of the chair for a moment to gather his strength again.

Stepping from the crowd of assembled forces, an intimidatingly large man makes his way to Ghettoforce to dab up the drool from his chin.  Slipping a small green tablet into GBoss' maw, the man steps back and waits for the demonic leader to regain consciousness.

The figure's loud voice echoes forth, "Behold, I am the High Seer Alone-Again, come to show you once more your disease riddled vermin of a guildie.  As you can see, he still lives"

At this, the green mass struggles and opens its weary eyes to find the Bossguy.  Weak nods seem to agree with the figure's words before the Seer continues.

"Just today a large number of my Healing staff's Seers have spent hours looking over, about and deeply within your scabrous, demented and plagued member.  Their cleansings are now well into their fourth hour and are expected to continue through the night until they stop repeatedly muttering 'ew! ick! make it stop!'.  Once they have completed their personal ablutions, they shall commence meeting to discuss what they have witnessed.  This process shall be a lengthy one and yet is important in our struggles against the demonic forces besetting this... Alyxyn.  We hope to have word on the progress of our struggles for his body and spirit sometime within the next two weeks."

At this all the members of the forces having brought Alyxyn into the fold, bellow forth in one language or another "So Say We All"

And then vanish as if they had been mist in the morning.

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From the player:

I know it isn't up to my historical writing standards but I had to give it a try at least.  Just trying shows I am holding my own a bit, I hope.

Today was filled with CT scans and MRI recordings, with and without contrasts.  This should, hopefully, give us an idea of how my body and my cancerous parasite are responding to the chemotherapy I am enduring.  And enduring is about the best way I can describe it.

This week my chemotherapy received a 'nope' because my blood counts were too low and by 'too low' I mean the doctor almost performed a transfusion to get my white and red cell counts up to higher levels.  This is the first time this has happened but.. if the chemo is to continue, I may expect it again in the future.  The current type of chemo that I am enduring results in the cell production dropping drastically which causes the cell counts to bottom out very low before the body compensates and recuperates.  However, when the cell counts drop, immunity is rather heavily compromised and it is terribly easy to get exhausted, as if severely anemic. 

In the United States, despite the havoc of the recent elections, and Christmas seeming to have won the eternal struggle of holidays against Thanksgiving, we ARE entering the season for remembering everything we are thankful for. 

I am thankful to have this opportunity to thank you all for offering such waves of fair thoughts, good hopes and positive emotions.  I am thankful that here, despite difference senses of humor, we can come together to share thoughts and more ... together.

Alyxyn/Robert

ScumFlash: Scum iz the Bestest of the World!!! (Duh!)

Scum is the best of the whole damn world. But we already knew that ofcourse. We have been #1 on the Guild Hall of Fame for like as long as I can remember. Ok, I admit, my memory sucks monkeyballs. That is why I keep making these posts, so I can reread them later so I remember. Anyway, I think we will stay there for a while longer. At least, if you all keep checking in ofcourse.

But wait... there is more... Remember our cuddly Qball? You know... that round ball of meat that just keeps growing and growing and growing...? Well, he is not only the biggest thing in living memory on this world, being the first to beat all personal portals, but he has also been leading the #1 spot in Heroes Hall of Fame for a very long time indeed. And seeing he just cant say no, to a big bowl of The Good Wife's cooking. I'm pretty sure he will stay on top of that pile of maggots untill the end of times when he turns into a black hole (wich might be soon if he keeps growing as fast as he does...)

Is that all, you aks? Well ofcourse not. The Fortress Hall of Fame is dominated by Scum too. Seems like Grog69 (or Naughty Frog as i like to call him, if he is not listening) not only has performed the most scummy raids, but also the most upgrades. Although it seems like Vult is closing in there. Keep fighting the scummy fight Grog I guess you need some more soldiers :)

And finally... (finally, becasue we only have 4 Halls of Fame in this game... seems its about time we get more). Anyway, and Finally Pets Hall of Fame. Our newest ranking. It has been very hectic at the top, with lots of changes daily. But after the dust settled a bit, it starts to become clear that we have a new contender. Veriz, our own Scumpet, has taken the number 1 spot. And seeing she has two more rare pets than the rest of the field, it is safe to bet that she will stay there for as long as she keeps feeding her pets, and doestn't get screwed by the devs of RNG

There you have it. We need a new Hall of Fame to conquer.